Highs and Lows of Blood Glucose
Salt, it's what's on the Menu
Hormones are our Friends
It's a Thyroid Kind of Day
My Little Friend, Adrenal
100

A small gland in the upper abdomen that produces insulin.

What is the pancreas?

100

Salt, what is that? I'm running low.

What is syndrome of inappropriate antidiuretic hormone or SIADH?

100

I have a head and a tail, and I secrete insulin

What is the pancreas?

100

Thyroid releasing hormone comes from me.

What is the hypothalamus?

100

Fat, fat, and fatter I grow with abdominal girth and a hump on my back.

What is Cushing Syndrome?

200

My blood glucose is > 180 mg/dL.

What is hyperglycemic?

200

Water, water, water, I need water...so thirsty, I ran a marathon yesterday. My salt status is

What is hyponatremia < 130 mEq/L?

200

Antidiuretic hormone (ADH) is the hormone that regulates

What is vasopressin (release or inhibition)?

200

Low TSH with high T4, T3

What is hyperthyroidism?

200

A cause of hypertension once considered rare

What is Aldosteronism?

300

Blood glucose > 250 mg/dL

Serum osmolality < 330 mOsm/kg/H2O

pH < 7.35

Anion gap > 12

Serum and urine ketones present

What is diabetic ketoacidosis or DKA?

300

My brain has been acting strange ever since they found a pituitary adenoma and my urine looks like water. 

What is diabetes insipidus or DI?

300

When my sodium is low, and my fluid status is high, the doctor will prescribe

What is a fluid restriction?

300

Autoimmune is my name and Hashimoto's is my game.

What is hypothyroidism?

300

I'm a sneaky autoimmune disorder that does not produce enough cortisol.

What is Addison's disease?

400

High blood glucose > 600 mg/dL with profound dehydration, and lactic acidosis.

What is hyperosmolar hyperglycemic state or HHS?

400

High sodium is what I've got, I need fluids to drop that salt.

What are hypotonic solutions: D5, 1/2 NS, 1/4 NS?

400

My urine is clear, and I've made a lot, this makes it stop

What is vasopressin? (DDAVP)

400

Lightning and thunder, there is none, but tachycardia, hypertension, and fever abound.

What is a thyroid storm?

400

Prednisone is my name and if you stop taking me abruptly it can cause

Addison's Disease

500

Blood glucose change > 50-70 mg/dL per hour can cause.

What is hypoglycemic encephalopathy?

500

Serum sodium this morning was 118 mEq/L, this evening it is 135 mEq/L. My family says I'm acting like I have brain damage.

What is Osmotic demyelination syndrome or ODS?

500

I'm a drug that helps your heart but not so much other body parts

What is Amiodarone? (Cordarone)

500

Running and playing I cannot, so tired, cold, and my heart and lungs want to stop. I need IVP levothyroxine stat!

What is myxedema coma?

500

In or out, I'm the part that secretes catecholamines such as epinephrine.

What is the Medulla of the Adrenal gland?