Who #1?
was it Ethanael?
When did it happen?
Was it Actually said?
WILD CARD
67
Who said “Somebody could probably snort that” (hint: sits in the front row of the related room)
BAZAZ
67
was it Ethanael? “We’re putting tariffs on school lunches”
I say Neigh 🐎! it was the MARTYA
67
When did Rishi say this? “U count like my toaster” (2024, 2025, or 2026)
2025 (Oct 1st)
67
Was this actually said? “I love indian people”
no :(
169
Who said “you say that because you want see me up all oiled up and flopping on the floor”
Jarnothan Wiynshtiyn
169
was it Ethanael? “I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll die of asphyxiation”
YEAHHAHAHA
169
When did Tyler say this? “U count like my toaster” (2024, 2023, or 2025)
2025 (Oct 3rd)
169
Was this actually said? “A brick could take your job”
no :(
291
Who said “I’m a naked smurf”
Marty "Party" Gear-Train
291
was it Ethanael? “How am I inside a zebra again?!”
Naw man that was lil' Jon Jon
291
When did Johnathan say this? “H**ler was a furry. I have proof" (Spring, Summer, Fall, or Winter)
Spring (3/25/2025)
291
Was this actually said? “I hope they circumcise your mouth”
It was (Amartya to Johnathan)
333
Who said “lowkey ketchup’s kinda spicy”
Johnny Whinestine
333
was it Ethanael? “You seem to be a victim of the Jonathan bombings of 2025”
Affirmative!
333
When did Amartya say this? “Drake is practically Jesus…Drake was a superhero. He gave love to the children deprived of love” (Spring, Summer, Fall, or Spring)
Spring (1/23/2025)
333
Was this actually said? “I bet my social security number that corgi is gonna win”
It Was! (Milor)
333
what plane?
Airbus A318
467
Who said “It’s not illegal if u don’t get caught”
Mistah Pah'pia
467
was it Ethanael? “It takes great concentration-OW!”
YUPPERS
467
When did Ethaneal say this? “Why do I hear animal noises? It’s not bring your boyfriend to school day” (what month of the year?)
November (1/04/2024)
467
Was this actually said? “There should be furry hunting times”
no, not an exact quote
467
What's Tyler's favorite number?
3.141592653