"Dad" Jokes
Who won the neck decorating contest?
What is "it was a tie"?
If something happens "once in a blue moon," it happens this often.
What is rarely?
I am eating strawberries today.
What is 3?
achilles' grief over Patroclus' death causes his rage.
What is capitalization?
Transience, n. - the state or fact of lasting only for a short time
What is Latin?
How many months have 28 days?
What are all twelve months?
If you "throw in the towel," you're doing this in a competition or challenge.
What is giving in or giving up?
I think, therefore, I am.
What is 3?
Because she was cold
What is a sentence fragment?
Slogan, n. - battle cry used by clans in Medieval Europe
What is Irish?
Why is the corner of a room always the warmest place?
What is "it is always 90 degrees"?
To "throw down the gauntlet" means to do this in a bold or confrontational way.
What is to challenge or dare someone?
How many parts of speech are in this interrogative question?
What is 6?
Every where he walked, he was reminded of his family's dog.
What is a misspelling?
Angst, n. - neurotic fear, anxiety, guilt, remorse
What is German?
What kind of room has no walls and no roof?
What is a mush-room?
If someone "burns the midnight oil," they are likely doing this.
What is staying up late studying or working?
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
What is seven?
He wondered what the decision meant he thought about it all night.
What is a run-on sentence?
Analysis, n. – resolution of anything complex into simple elements
What is Greek?
What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
What is paddy-o (patio) furniture?
To "be born with a silver spoon in one's mouth" originally implied this.
What is being born into wealth or privilege?
Which part of speech is missing from the 400-point question?
What are interjections?
Beowulf's pride blinded him, his disposition towards the fight with the dragon caused his death.
What is a comma splice?
Banana, n. - edible fruit of an endogenous plant of the tropics
What is Spanish?