What does a house wear?
Ad-dress
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A SNAILor!
Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house. Mr. Black lives in the black house. Who lives in the white house?
The president!
Why are As like flowers?
Because Bs come after them!
hat has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
Clock
Why does Tigger like to stay in the bathroom?
Because his friend POOH is always there!
I tick when I pop, I grow bigger but I weigh less. What am I?
Why is England the wettest country?
Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Where would you take a boat when it is sick
To the DOCk :)
What type of music do rabbits listen to?
Hip hop!
Who likes to kill CEREALS?
A CEREAL killer
What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles)!
I Start with M, end with X, and have a never-ending amount of letters. What am I?
A MAILBOX
A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs, and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?
Would you please tell me how to get to the train station?