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Mr. Jones gave us an essay on Michelangelo for History class.
What is history?
The clouds looked like cotton candy.
What is a simile?
It is unacceptible that Josh misspelled existence; it's definitely been on his spelling list before.
What is "unacceptable?"
I would rather be alone then/than be with him!
What is than?
The approximate percentage of your score that the ECR is worth on the STAAR English II exam
What is 33% or a third?
I just met president Barack Obama on my way home from the library!
What is President?
That party was the bomb.
What is a metaphor?
The mischievous kittens occasionally knocked over there water bowl until Paul recommended it be put against the wall.
What is "their?"
I'm really adverse/averse to this new seating arrangement.
What is a averse?
What is two?
"Thanks, Miss! I'll take these chocolates straight home to my mom. She loves Hershey's!"
What is miss?
The sun smiled upon us as we ran away together.
What is personification?
The professor could not believe how many absences and incidents of plagarism he had in his graduate school government lecture.
What is "plagiarism?"
This bag really compliments/complements my outfit well!
What is "complements?"
The meaning of the acronym "SCR"
What is short constructed response?
The first Starbucks is in the Northwestern United States. It's so far away that we had to drive West for nearly two thousand miles from Dallas to get there!
What is west?
Us living alone together is an open secret.
What is an oxymoron?
Tomorrow I need you to be especially conscientious in accomodating your new foreign roommate who is arriving tomorrow from Spain.
What is "accommodating?"
I would love to go to dinner with you, except/accept I already have plans.
What is except?
The meaning of the acronym "ECR"
What is extended constructed response?
Zeus was arguably the most well known God in the Greek pantheon, but he was not well known outside of the Mediterranean until after the fall of Greece.
What is god?
What is alliteration?
An acknowledgment of the convienence that my brethren and I have bestowed upon you would be quite sensible.
What is "convenience?"
I wish this didn't affect/effect you so.
What is "affect?"
What is thesis/position, evidence, and commentary?