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I have keys, but I open no doors.

I have space, but no room.

You can enter, but you cannot go inside.

A keyboard

100

What goes up but never comes down?

Your age

100

What is full of holes but still holds water?

A sponge

100

An old woman dies on her 23rd birthday. How can that be?

She was born on February 29th.

100

“I am the richest of nuts. What am I?”

A cashew.

100

I follow you everywhere, but I disappear in the dark.

A shadow

100

What gets wet while drying?

A towel

100

What comes down but never goes up?

Rain/Snow/Hail

100

I have a neck but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I?

A bottle.

100

“Why was 6 afraid of 7?”

Because 7, 8 (ate), 9.

100

I am hot, black, and often needed before work.

Coffee

100

What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?

A clock

100

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?

Name of the city

Chicago

100

What is something without which humans cannot survive and which is never visible?

Air

100

Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house. Mr. Black lives in the black house. Who lives in the white house?

The president!

100

I have layers, but I am not a book.

I can make people cry without hurting them.

An onion

100

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

The letter M

100

You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn and Uranus. But never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?

The letter “R.”

100

A priceless gift that has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle. What is it?

A ring

100

How does a bee get to school?

On a buzz!

100

I am not alive, but I grow.

I do not have lungs, but I need air.

Water can kill me.

Fire

100

What can go through glass without breaking it?

Light

100

The alphabet goes from A to Z, but my name goes from Z to A. What am I?

A zebra

100

 If you are running a race and overtake the person in second place, what position are you in now?

Second place

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.What question can you never answer 'yes' to?

Are you asleep/dead?