Jokes
What starts with E, ends with E, and only has 1 letter in it?
An Envelope
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your Name
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they're always stuffed!
The more you take, the more you leave behind What am I?
Footsteps
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she ran away from the ball
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me What am I?
Fire
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was shellfish
How do you spell "Cow" in 13 letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
Where do hamburgers go dancing?
They go to the meat - ball
David's father has three son's Snap , Crackle and ______ ?
David