Teachers
Students
Parents
Bible Jokes
Bible
100
Leads chapel worship.
Who is Mr. Merritt?
100
Plays lacrosse (name one of the students).
Who is Zach or Isaiah?
100
Organizes all the enrichment classes.
Who is Mrs. Hyepock?
100
He just wasn't Abel.
Why couldn't Cain please his parents?
100
First book of the Bible.
What is Genesis?
200
Teaches IEW.
Who is Mrs. Mellum?
200
A surfer girl.
Who is Sophie?
200
Room mom.
Who is Mrs. Stuckey?
200
Floodlights.
What lights were on the ark?
200
For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.
What is John 3:16?
300
Teaches Mystery of History.
Who is Mrs. Durrell?
300
A unicycler.
Who is Molly?
300
Has a Texas accent.
Who is Mrs. Hill?
300
Ark-itecture.
What did Noah study before he built the ark?
300
First humans.
Who are Adam & Eve?
400
Teaches Math for one hour.
Who is Mrs. Galus?
400
The teachers thought his name was "Happy" the first day of school.
Who is Harry?
400
Madeline's parents.
Who are Steve and Jenny Masters?
400
God told them to be fruitful and multiply.
Why were Adam and Eve the first mathematicians?
400
Jesus wept.
What is the shortest verse in the Bible?
500
Teaches Bible.
Who is Mr. Saenz?
500
Drew pictures on her timeline to help remember important dates and time periods.
Who is Bridget?
500
Who loves you deeply?
Who are your parents?
500
Quackers.
What did Noah get from the ducks on board the ark?
500
Jesus.
Who died on the cross for our sins and rose again on the third day?