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100
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
"nacho" cheese!
100
Why do crabs never share their food?
Because they are "shellfish"
100
What room has no doors and no windows?
A mushroom
100
How many seconds are there in a year?
12.... Jan 2nd Feb 2nd March 2nd . . .
100
What has 4 legs but can't walk?
A table.
200
How many apples grow on trees?
All of them.
200
What do tigers have that no other animals have?
Baby Tigers
200
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
"Teapot"
200
What Flowers have two lips?
Tulips!
200
How many birthdays does the average person have?
1
300
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
300
Where do cows go for entertainment?
They go to the "moovies!"
300
Why did the student take a ladder to school?
Because he was going to "high" school.
300
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
300
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
400
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sandwich!
400
Can an elephant jumper higher than a building?
Yes, buildings can't jump!
400
What has a face, two hands, but no arms or legs?
a clock
400
What kind of car is the same forwards and backwards?
Racecar R-A-C-E-C-A-R
400
"Feed me and I live. Give me a drink and I die." What am I?
Fire
500
Why did the can-crusher quit her job?
Because it was "soda-pressing!"
500
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have "mega bytes!"
500
What gets more wet as it dries?
a towel
500
Which month has 28 days?
all of them!
500
King Sejong, Pikachu, and a pregnant woman run a race. Who wins?
The pregnant woman.