This is where the malara twins and frank s took their morning dumps here.
What is the B-Wing?
100
This teacher of the year won in 2009
Who is Helen?
100
This teacher accused Jenn of stealing from the supply closet
Who is Art L?
100
What sassy "gossip girl" has a catch phrase of "no no no no no," wants to be taken out of the SEA and had to be sent home because he was sweaty and dizzy?
Who is Tom?
200
This woman sits online all day, has student teachers every year, goes to Cake Boss, and brings friends and family to Broadway for free
Who is Marie?
200
This is where Tina and one Jeff Clarke had daily rendezvous
What are the janitor closets?
200
This lower school teacher used to campaign every year to win teacher of the year by bribing with cookies
Who is Teri Yetsko?
200
After "leg wrestling" at the end of the year party a few years ago, these two staff memebers almost came to blows.
Who are Darcy & Beth?
200
This test was being given when a teacher interrupted to hand out his progress reports.
What is the GEPA?
300
This man came to a school dance drunk
Who is Larry W?
300
More food is cooked and eaten in this room than in the cafeteria?
What is the nurse's office?
300
These male teachers of the year took their daily dumps with newspapers under their arms
Who are the Malara twins?
300
Ingrid made this special ed teacher cry at the end of the holiday party.
Who is Stacey?
300
This teacher was sent home early after a child puked all over him.
Who is Tim Desmond?
400
This gong-banging, hallway screaming, skimpy-clothed dirty wearing woman, once auditioned for the role of Anita in West Side Story
Who is Ingrid?
400
This is where Karen Rubio left a student when we went on a field trip.
What is Liberty Science Center
400
This male special ed teacher won it twice and he was famous for taking his kids outside to play
Who is Frank S?
400
These two staff members have had more mediation sessions than any of the kids combined.
Who are Sue & Donna?
400
The number of positions Stacy Maher has had since working in Sayreville.
What is four?
500
This old, decrepid, brittle-boned "single lady" retired with a full pension and returned months later for $500 a day
Who is Carla
500
This is where Ron and Anne were almost left behind on Jenn's field trip.
What is the Ellis Island?
500
This teacher won teacher of the year and all she did was roll a tv cart from room to room
Who is Mary Lothian?
500
"Love thy neighbor" did not apply to these two hallway mates. Tu comprendes?
Who are Anne & Rose?
500
When Maryann was younger, what township employee did she used to have regular rendevous with in his parents garage?