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100

This bottled beard maintenance item is used to condition beard hairs, and often comes in various scents.

What is beard oil?

100

This iconic electric rodent has been seen as the poster child of the Pokemon franchise since it was launched in 1998.

What is Pikachu?

100

This type of pasta is often paired with meatballs, tomato-based sauce, and parmesan cheese.

What is spaghetti?

100

This type of slim, hairless gay jokingly expires at age 30, though many can be found in the wild far exceeding that age.

What is a twink?

100

This state has a longer coastline than all other US states combined.

What is Alaska?

200

The Dutch style of beard is a full beard, minus this portion of facial hair (which can also be worn alone as a different style).

What is a mustache?

200

Many ailments can befall your Pokemon, but starting in Gen 3 you could use a Cheri Berry to cure your Pokemon of this status condition.

What is Paralysis?

200

This slow-cooked spicy stew is usually simmered in a pot, and features the core ingredients beef, beans, tomato sauce, onion, and spices to taste.

What is chili?

200

This type of gay is characterized by thiccness, body hair, and a Pride flag that features several shades of brown.

What is a bear?

200

This state is home to some of the world's oldest living organisms, including a 3,500 year old tree named General Sherman and a grouping of 4,000 year old Bristlecone Pines.

What is California?

300

A "beard tax" was a government policy that required men to pay for the privilege of wearing a beard, and the most famous beard tax was passed in 1698 in this Eurasian country.

What is Russia?

300

It's believed that seeing this Ghost/Fairy type Pokemon will cause mysterious illness or even a painful death, but it disguises itself to make friends with people.

What is Mimikyu?

300

This layered pasta and cheese dish is usually baked in a deep-dish pan, and while commercial brands like Stouffers are easy to throw in the oven, homemade always tastes best!

What is lasagna?

300

This type of gay (the spelling is important) can be found raging at Fortnite, or curled up on the couch with Animal Crossing.

What is a gaymer?

300

Not only is it the driest state in the nation; this state is also home to a geothermal spring called Devil's Hole, where you can find the critically endangered Devil's Hole Pupfish.

What is Nevada?

400

Norwegian-American Hans Langseth holds the record for longest beard ever, after growing it out for 62 years until it reached this many feet in length.

What is 17-18 feet?

400

The iconic half red and half white Poke Ball was designed after this equally iconic metal food container that you can find on grocery store shelves.

What is the Campbell's soup can?

400

Not ready to roll it up for the night?  Try this light rice-based dish, which was originally created around 1824 and considered iconic fast food of the Edo period in Japan.

What is sushi?

400

This type of gay, named after a cute semi-aquatic animal, features body hair and usually a slim build.

What is an otter?

400

This New England state hosted the first baseball World Series in 1903.

What is Massachusetts?

500

A beard isn't just facial hair, it can also be slang for a person who is in a straight relationship to cover for their "partner's" queerness.  This famous Golden actress was Liberace's beard!

Who is Betty White?

500

Pokemon started with 151 first-gen pocket monsters, but has expanded over 9 generations and now features this many Pokemon!

What is 1,025?

500

Traditionally known as murgh makhani, this Indian dish originates from Delhi, and is known for its rich texture and iconic orange color.

What is butter chicken?

500

This type of gay belongs to a category that celebrates fat bodies, can sometimes overlap with bears, but is not named for a mammal like many other categories.

What is a chub?

500

Coming in right behind California, this state has the second-highest number of queer people elected to public office!

What is Pennsylvania?