You are are the ATOMIC bomb
You SOUND ULTRA smart
You're so cool under PRESSURE
I tip my CAPnograph to you
Don't be NERVE-ous, you're on FIRE!
100

Water molecules exhibit this type of molecular bond. 

What is polar covalent bond?

100

Bone appears this color on X-ray, and this color on ultrasound. 

What is white on both?

100

This lead is the best choice for evaluation of the P wave of the EKG

What is lead II?
100

This type of CO2 monitoring provides you with a real-time measurement at the cost of increasing dead space in the circuit. 

What is mainstream sampling?

100

This nerve should be monitored for onset of NMB during induction of anesthesia. 

What is the facial nerve?

200

There is a(n) ________ relationship between temperature and gas solubility in a liquid. 

What is inverse? 

200

This term describes the beam of a fluoroscope that spreads minimally and is therefore safer for patients and staff. 

What is collimated?

200

This component of stroke volume correlates with the upstroke of the arterial waveform

What is contractility?

200

This law is the basis for the functioning of a pulse oximeter. 

What is the Beer-Lambert law? 

200

What type of light (& what wavelength) is preferentially absorbed by oxyhemoglobin? Deoxyhemoglobin?

What are infrared light (940 nm) and red light (660 nm)

300

This law explains why ventricular hypertrophy develops in response to systemic HTN

What is Law of Laplace

Wall T = (P x R) / (2h)

300

This setting on the ultrasound machine allows you to brighten deep structures that may be difficult to see. 

What is TGC (time gain compensation)?

300

Your colonoscopy patient has some variability to their arterial waveform. You know that variability > ___% is indicative of this pathology. 

What is >12%, hypovolemia?

300

After getting a little too comfortable in the OR, you look over and your CO2 absorber is mostly purple. When you look up at your monitor for the first time in a while, what do you expect to see on your capnograph?

What is an elevated baseline that does not return to 0?

300

When providing anesthesia for an ENT case, you recognize the risk of fire is increased due to the use of this surgical tool, and you are prepared to implement this step first should a fire occur. 

What is LASER, stop the flow of O2?

400

This law of physics is exemplified by the popping of a turkey thermometer in the oven. 

What is Charles's Law?

400

The Doppler effect explains that waves emitted from an approaching object _____ (stretch out/condense), and waves emitted from an emitting object ______ (stretch out/condense)

What is condense, stretch out?

400

The patient with papillary muscle ischemia is expected to have this abnormality in their CVP waveform. 

What is a large v wave? 

400

You and your preceptor are caring for an asthmatic patient. Your preceptor asks you what the first sign of a bronchospasm might be in this patient once they are well-anesthetized, and you correctly respond with this sign. 

What is an increased alpha angle on the capnograph?

400

Your patient has 0 twitches on the TOF or DBS. Your preceptor tells you to perform this test, which you know uses ___ Hz of stim.

What is a post-tetanic count, 50Hz?

500

You are on a special mission to provide anesthesia on a submarine traveling to the remains of the Titanic, where the Patm = 964 mmHg. If you give 1 MAC of Sevo to your patient, you are providing ___ mmHg of that gas. 

What is 19.29 mmHg?

500

When scanning a patient's limb for a PIV, you know to use a ____ (high/low) Hz setting because you are scanning ____ (superficial/deep) structures requiring ____ (high/low) penetration. 

What is high, superficial, low?

500

Your patient's NIBP on the upper arm reads 102/74 mmHg while in the sitting position. You can determine that the patient's cerebral pressure (12" above the cuff) is ____, and this value is ____ (adequate/inadequate). 

What is 59 mmHg, inadequate?

500

Your patient's last ABG showed a PaCO2 of 43 mmHg. Now, the PaCO2 is 51 mmHg. You determine your patient's dissolved CO2 content has increased by ___ mL CO2/100 mL blood

What is 0.5 mL CO2/100 mL blood?

500

Your patient is going on CPB, which was primed with 5L of room temperature crystalloid (oops, heater was broken). They are currently 36.4C, but you expect their temperature to be ___C shortly after going on pump. 

What is 34.4C?