Starting Line
The starting line to "Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney"
What is "Not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts"?
"There are ten million million million million million million million million __________, __________."
what is "Particles in the universe that we can observe, yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd"?
"You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang"
Who is Napoleon Bonaparte?
What is "Call you miss carriage"?
ERB's most viewed video
What is Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney?
The starting line to "Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates"
What is "let me just step right in I got things to invent"?
"Who Won? ________? _________!"
What is "Who's next? You decide!"?
"We got a bad*ss over here"
Who is Neil deGrasse Tyson?
"But if rushmore was a band, ______________________!"
What is "Then you'd play bass!"?
What is John Lennon V Bill O'Reilly?
The starting line to "Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr."
what is "You want to battle wits?"?
"You'll find that the ex-KGB is ______________________"
What is "The best MC in the ex-CCCP"?
"tugh-ha-Bea-pt-ha-sss-ssslipita-pa-a-pt-ki-prrsk-kt-Bea-pt-ka-tugh"
Who is Thanos?
"You'll be speechless after 3 periods ______________"
Ness' next door neighbor in EarthBound
Who is Pokey?
The starting line to "Gordon Ramsay vs Julia Child"
what is "And that's how you make a perfect risotto"?
"--Plagued by OCD, you never had s*x but ________________"
What is "You sure got screwed by me"?
"ive heard more thoughtful discussion up in TMZ"
Who is Abraham Lincoln?
"Ask Rick and Morty who's the lyrical boss ________________"
What is "I've got lines for days call me Szechuan sauce"?
The 3 Characters that have appeared in 3 ERB's
Who is Adolf Hitler, Abraham Lincoln, and Donald Trump?
The starting line to "Frederick Douglass vs. Thomas Jefferson"
What is "When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for a battle to commence then kplow i hit 'em with the illness of my quill"?
"I cut my teeth in the trenches of the Somme __________________"
What is "You LARPed your Santa Claus *ss through Vietnam"
"Someone once told me friendship is magic. That's ridiculous."
Who is The wizard from Terraria?
"It may be way too soon but i'm calling my shot ________________"
What is "And I'm not talking about those Italian syringes you brought"?
The names of the four girls in Doki Doki Literature Club
Who is Sayori, Natsuki, Yuri, and Monika?