#1: What you might do if you have a bug on you
Shake It Off
This novel, involving one of the most famous literary attorneys of all time, was banned for its themes of rape and "immorality" and for the racial slurs used
To Kill a Mockingbird
The two fruits featured most in a Pina colada
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A James Franco and Seth Rogen movie
Coconut and Pineapple Express
This word is both the Hebrew word for song and a name for this nepo baby, who was born into a reality TV dynasty
Psalm West
You want to believe this will be the year. You buy in. The intro package is stunning. But something always goes wrong. They’ll make it to hometowns (aka Week 11) and then fumble the fantasy suite (aka December football.) And yet — the fans line up to do it again next season.
The Bachelor
Cleveland Browns
#9: What you may have with your enemy
Bad Blood
This book examining potential future consequences of the patriarchy and "breeding culture" was banned due to its themes of feminism, religious extremism, and LGBTQ+ representation
The Handmaid's Tale
The first two words in Ken's Dreamhouse's Name
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Northside ice cream spot
Mojo Dojo Gelato
Trisha Paytas's first child shares a name with a the California-version of this beloved doll, first introduced in 1971
Malibu Barbie
Famous for being famous. Every offseason is a rebrand, and every training camp is a teaser trailer. The hype is louder than ______' media tour, and the actual performance? Just enough to stay relevant. You never really know what they do, but they’re always trending.
The Kardashians
Dallas Cowboys
#17: There are approximately 26 of these per year
Fortnite
This Steinbeck novel set in the 1930s (Great Depression) explores the idea of the American Dream and was banned for profanity, morbid/depressing themes, and racial slurs
Of Mice and Men
A female stan
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desserts sold by children
Fan Girl Scout Cookies
This daughter of a High School Musical alum shares a name with a gas giant and the Roman version of Zeus
Jupiter
This is the ultimate glow-up. They were the before picture for decades. Then _______ walked in with a heart full of grit and a five-year vision board. Now, they’re sobbing in the mirror, saying, “I just didn’t know I could be loved like this.”We’re all watching them become who they were meant to be.
Queer Eye
Detroit Lions
#35: Eli's age + a number with 2 homophones
Fifteen
This romance book was American Library Association's Top Five Most Challenged Book in 2009, and was banned for sexual content and supernatural elements
Twilight
vision impairment when you're drunk
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cookies with extra filling
Jessica Simpson's third child shares a name with a golf term followed by the my favorite month
Birdie Mae
_______ had everyone fooled — until it was too late.
He spent half the season smiling politely, then eliminated the Vikings, Lions, and Cowboys one by one like a strategic mastermind.
Trust him at your own risk.
Green Bay Packers
#46: Post-break up anger release involving fire
Picture to Burn
This novel set on an island and revolving around a group of boys has been banned for its themes of bullying, racism, and the dark side of human nature
Lord of the Flies
McDonald's non-vegetarian breakfast offering
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an event featuring predominantly men
Biscuit with Sausage Party
Although Kate Winslet named her other children normal names like Mia and Joe, she chose to punish her third child with a name that features the villain in the Revenant followed by my favorite pizza place
Bear Blaze
All vibes, no structure. The group chat is always on fire. Half the team hates each other. The other half has no idea who’s starting.
It’s messy. It’s entertaining. It makes zero long-term sense.
And yet… we cannot look away.
Vanderpumpt Rules
Las Vegas Raiders