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achtung arschloch!
home sweet home
king of wingo
hodgepodge
100
Jesus with a jumprope
What is "holy jumpin' up and down!"
100
scheisskopf! (shyss-kopf)
What is "shithead!"?
100
Where conifers jog and physicians stroll
What is Cedar Run, Dock Road?
100
Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for pocket watches, decided to market compasses for the pioneers traveling West. It turned out that although their watches were of finest quality, their compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California. This, of course, is the origin of the expression,
What is "He who has a Tates is lost!"?
100
Ernie's got three
What is belly-buttons?
200
sacred tuna, Amos
What is "Holy mackerel, Andy!"?
200
leck mich am arsch! (leh-k meeck am arsh)
What is "kiss my ass!"?
200
"Top of the food chain," according to some east coast rap artists, Biggie Smalls and Jay-Z among them.
What is Brooklyn?
200
All the patients were standing in the courtyard of the mental hospital, singing "Ave Maria" and singing it beautifully. Oddly, each patient was holding an apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil. A visitor listened in awe to the performance and then approached the conductor of the choir. "I am a retired choir director," he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard." "Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor. "You should take them on tour," said the visitor, "what are they called?" "Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor, "They're...
What is "the Moron Tapanapple Choir."?
200
Gunther Nickel was one
What is a best friend, bestie, BFF, buddy?
300
declared unto me, "Me."
What is "said to myself, 'self'"?
300
arschgesicht! (arsh-ge-z(ts)-ikt)
What is "assface!"?
300
By definition, closer to the water than the other side.
What is Lower Bank?
300
This guy's in town, planning to spend Christmas with his folks in the house where he grew up. On his way, he stops at the local diner for breakfast. Looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate. He asks the waiter, "What's with the fancy plate?" The waiter replies,
What is "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"?
300
Originally USS Pittsburgh, the guided-missile cruiser on which Ernie served.
What is USS Canberra?
400
contained by the optical organ of a boar
What is "in a pig's eye"?
400
du hast einen kleinen schwanz! (doo hast eye-nen klynen shvants)
What is "you have a small penis!"?
400
Close to Lincoln, BA
What is Washington, DC?
400
A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you,
What is "with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"
400
Original staging area location for post-parade activities on Founder's Day
What is Stafford Elementary (now Oxycocus) School?
500
Shouldn't be made available for widespread distribution
What is "not for publication"?
500
ich lieber dich!
What is "I love you!"?
500
Shares a name with Lois' kid brother, the champion skier from Colorado.
What is Aspen Lane?
500
Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segall, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present. Spielberg strongly desired the box office 'oomph' of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they wished to portray, as long as they were famous."Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him.""Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano," replied Willis. "I'll play him.""I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segall. "I'd like to play him."Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then, turning to Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?" Arnold in a slow deliberate voice replied,
What is "I'll be Bach."?
500
Location of Ernie's curious departure after his elementary school-aged grandchildren came screaming running from his tent, sand flying
What is Assateague?