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IDK

I don't know

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1. a male child

2. the star that gives light to the Earth

 

1. son

2. sun

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What is the capital of the United States of America?

Washington DC

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Why is the number 6 afraid of the number 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Don't judge a _____ by its cover.

Don't make opinions about something based only on its appearance.

Don't judge a BOOK by its cover. 

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ILY

I love you

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1. a basic ingredient in bread

2. the seed-bearing part of a plant

1. flour

2. flower

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Who is the current president of the US?

Joe Biden

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?


Nobody knows.

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The early _______ gets the worm.

The first people who arrive will get the best stuff.

The early BIRD gets the worm.

300

LOL

Laughing out loud

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1. a time of no fighting or war

2. a part of something

1. peace

2. piece

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How many stars are there on the American flag?

50

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

300

Best of _______ worlds

You can enjoy two different opportunities at the same time

Best of BOTH worlds

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OMW

On my way

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1. simple, basic, boring

2. a vehicle that flies

1. plain

2. plane

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Which state is the closest to Taiwan?

Hawaii

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What is brown and sticky?

a stick

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An eye for an eye makes the whole world _____.

If everyone takes revenge, nobody wins.

 

An eye for an eye makes the whole world BLIND.


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TTYL

Talk to you later

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1. use or expend carelessly

2. part of the body around the hips

1. waste

2. waist

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Which US president abolished slavery in 1865?

Abraham Lincoln

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What kind of jokes does a quarantined dad tell?

Inside jokes

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________ is in the eye of the beholder.

Different people see things differently.

BEAUTY is in the eye of the beholder.