Riddles 1
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
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Spelled forwards I'm what you do every day, spelled backward I'm something you hate. What am I?
Live
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Who is Candela in love with?
Gavi
Who is the youngest in our class? And the second youngest?
Lucia and Martin
Mr. Red lives in the red house. Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Mrs. Pink lives in the pink house. Who lives in the white house?
The President of the United States
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
Pencil
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
What is Marco's favourite candy in class?
Hard pineapple
Which is the Marcos' favourite seat?
The large exercise ball
A bus driver goes the wrong was on a w¡one-way street. He passes the police but they don't stop him. Why not?
Because he is walking
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll!
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What word is always pronounced wrong?
Wrong
What does Martin bring to class every day?
Pipas Tijuana
Where did Eria go two weeks ago?
Ireland
Lose me once, I'll come back stronger. Lose me twice, I'll leave forever. What am I?
Teeth
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the west, where would the apple fall?
Down!
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A man kills his wife and hides the body in some bushes. The next day the police call and say his wife has been murdered and tells the man to come to the crime scene right away. As soon as the man gets there he is arrested. Why?
The police never told him where the crime scene was.
Mr. Blonde has one from Seattle and another from Ireland. What are they?
Scarfs
What is Annettes's biggest addiction?
Crisps
What animal has no wings, but will eventually fly?
A caterpillar
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
Doors.
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When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
A clock
What is Annette's favourite English word?
Fur
What does Annette have to repeat EVERY time we have class?
Please don't use the balls/foam noodles
OR
Please put your phone away
I start with M, end with X, and have a never-ending amount of letters. What am I?
Mailbox