los saludos
How do you say good morning in Spanish?
Buenos Dias
The first day of the week
lunes
What is abril?
April
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither—they both weigh a ton
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
How do you say bye in Spanish?
Adios
The day of the week is before Wednesday.
martes
What is septiembre?
September
A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remains. What is it?
Dozens / docena
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
How do you say? How are you in Spanish?
¿Cómo estás?
What is the middle day of the week?
miércoles
What is julio?
July
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
How do you say? Good night!
¡Buenas noches!
What is the day of the week after Wednesday?
jueves
The last month of the year.
diciembre
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
a candel
What animal needs to wear a wig?
an eagle!
How do you say in Spanish? Hello!
¡Hola!
What is the last day of the week you come to school?
viernes
The first month of the year.
enero
You see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May. What am I?
The letter “e”
How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave!