Essay Structure
The strategic method used to ensure good structure in a Narrative Essay.
What is Plot Diagram
The techniques used to show conversation between multiple characters in a Narrative Essay.
What is Dialogue
If you cannot spell a word, use this strategy to make sure you don't lose points.
Change the word to a word that you can spell.
What delicious treat can be made with a loaf of bread and a can of Chef Boyardee?
Ravioli Sandwich
Before becoming a teacher, which job made Mr. House learn integrity.
"I wasn't talking about you, I swear! Please don't hit me!"
Fry Cook
The fundamental piece of an Informative Essay.
"If you do this well, the essay basically writes itself."
What is Thesis Statement
The writing technique that makes writing more descriptive by describing taste, touch, smell, sound, and sight.
Sensory Language
To ensure good vocabulary is used in an essay, use this sneaky little trick to look smart.
Steal words from passage 1 and passage 2 and use them in the essay response.
What is the best way to make sure you never run into a cow on the highway?
Memorize the location of all local farms, and be careful at night.
Before becoming a teacher, which job taught Mr. House to buy a good belt?
Logging
The method used to ensure a written response fully answers the question.
What is the RACES method
The necessary step to support your thesis, and the third step in the RACES method.
Cite evidence
If you are running out of time, use this hack to make sure you still have good structure.
Throw out the third patty and rock out with a double cheese burger instead.
To avoid a maggot infestation in your cabinet from a bad bag of potatoes, what is the smart way to shop?
Only buy food that you are going to cook the week you bought it.
What color was Mr. House's hair?
Brown
The method used to ensure proper structure in an informative essay.
The burger method
Triple Sonic Smasher
This strategy ensures that grammar mistakes are minimal.
Only write what you are confident in.
Do this to make sure no test time is wasted. It is the first step when taking the test.
Read the prompt before anything else.
Who comes first, Eden or Mrs. House?
Mrs. House always comes first, because one day Eden will move out.
What are Mr. House's first four names?
Sebastian Ezekiel Thomas Harrison
SETH
The formula used to create flawless thesis statements.
What is General Topic + Statement+ 2-3 Categories=Thesis
This small detail between paragraphs earns a free point on the test.
Transitions
Do this to make sure you get at least half the points on test day.
Answer the prompt and stay on topic.
Why is Mr. House thankful for all of his students.
He loves them all and always will <3
What is Mr. House's name in street ball?
CrackerJack