Kiddie Ethan
What was Ethan's favorite childhood toy type?
Legos!
What was Ethan's first college job?
What is Ethan's Middle Name?
James
What is Ethan's Favorite Color?
Orange
What was the name of Ethan's childhood black and white dog plushie?
Doggie!
What was Ethan's position at Geek Squad after his promotion?
Advanced Repair Agent (ARA)
SIX OMFG
What is Ethan's favorite beer?
White Rascal
What type of animal was printed on Ethan's childhood sheet set?
BUGS
How long did Ethan work at the Auntie Anne's/Cinnabon Combo Shop?
3 Years
What is Ethan's go to order at pretty much every coffee shop?
Large Hot Vanilla Latte, Whole Milk is Fine
What is Ethan's favorite Scotch?
Lagavulin
What was the name of Ethan's childhood dog?
Ziggy
Which Deli did Ethan work at on Pearl Street?
Lindsay's
What liquor sent Ethan into psychosis at the Ice Bar in Las Vegas?
Crown Apple Titty Shot
What is Ethan's favorite go to cigarette if he is having one?
Camel Crush
In the words of many patrons from Ethan and Avery's jobs both past and present: What kind of brown is Ethan?
Lesbian/Lebanese
What is Ethan's current Job Title?
Associate Help Desk Technician at Gillig LLC
How did Ethan meet Avery?
Any answer but IDK
What is Ethan's favorite holiday?
Acceptable answers: Halloween or Leif Erikson Day