Characters
Sordino
What is Melinda's Last Name?
The holiday celebrated the day after the holiday the first two syllables of Melinda's school are associated with
What is Boxing Day?
The name of Melinda's former clan that fractured
Who were the Plain Janes?
The cut of meat the Sordinos would be eating to celebrate Easter if they let the animals they were eating become older before they were killed
What are mutton chops?
The political ideology Melinda associates a certain group of kids being the future of in America
What is facsism?
The Muslim-Majority nation, formerly the home of one transfer student that befriends "Rachelle", whose culture encourages her to start wearing a head scarf
What is Egypt?
The capital city of Melinda's home state
What is Albany?
The type of conversation David wants the class to have with Mr. Neck before thanksgiving
What is debate?
The state formerly governed by a man that Melinda's dad can do an impression of
What is California?
The largest city in the state Ivy's friend Jessica moved to
What is Las Vegas?
The man whose nickname is redundant
Who is Principal Principal?
The room that does not smell like apple
What is Ms. Keen's room?
The school worker who calls Melinda's mom about Melinda's grades?
Who is the guidance counselor?
The event in the 70s that forced many schools, including Hairwoman's, to shut down
What was the Energy Crisis?
The types of objects that make up Melinda's family's religious "trinity"
What are credit cards?
The character whose voice sounds "like a cold engine that won't turn over"
Who is Ms. Keen?
The room the decorators aren't finished in
What is Heather's Room?
The word that Melinda's mom used to described Melinda during a meeting with the guidance counselor and Principal Principal right before the guidance counselor asked about exploring the family dynamics
What is mute?
The state Melinda hears a radio farm report from
What is Minnesota?
The man who was The U.S. President the year that Mr. Neck believed the U.S. should have closed it's borders
Who was William McKinley?
The clam of people that tend to sign up for musicals
Who are the Music Wingers?
The floor below where adult surgery is carried out at Lady of Mercy Hosptial
What is the fourth floor?
The month when Melinda goes to Heather's house and drinks hot chocolate
What is October?
The day of the week when Melinda's ancestors supposedly ate beans
What is Thursday?
The holiday that comes soon after the day the frogs were delivered to Melinda's science class
What is Martin Luther King Jr. Day?