Kim Kardashian explains Ethics
You see someone ripping things off the walls in the quad what do you do?
What is report it to staff or tell Albert or Jen?
Your coworker is thinking of falsely accusing you of murder what to you do?
Call his bluff and actually do it ....NO!! Get a lawyer or you better call Saul.
Your dog is biting your cat what do you do?
Just give the Motha$#%@*n dog a slap on the Motha$#%@*n cheeks.
Your friend offers you marijuana. What do you do?
What is Say no Brandon and try to get him to stop. Remind him....it has to be a him right, to stop smoking the Devil's lettuce.
If you are at the airport and see people switch suitcases casually, what do you do?
What is report the drug deal to airport security.
You find a binder on the floor with no name what do you do?
What is turn it in to the office or give it to Ashton to make a hat
Your coworkers are trying to get out of a meeting what do you tell them?
If you don't go to the meeting you will be cursed by gypsies or go to the meeting...Delaney is saving you a seat already.
So, your mom gives allowance out every Friday but your little brother is not trying to do his chore and he's messing it up for everyone else that has their chore done what would you do to get your allowance
What is Do his chores just once or just give the Motha$#%@*n kid a slap on his Motha$#%@*n cheeks.
Your friends are beating up someone and they ask you to help them what do you do.
What is call the cops and then call Noah's mom to come get him because he just got beat up.
Jordan is sitting nearby a bridge writing Poetry when he sees someone preparing to jump off and a train is coming. What do he do?
What is he tries to save them but then he remembers the Train story that Mr. Ramirez showed him so he runs over and pushes that person off the bridge but realizes that the train was not going to kill anybody, so he goes to jail and then sells his story to CNN and they make a movie about it starring The Rock as Jordan...but then he get shanked and never gets to see it.
You see someone struggling to do the homework what do you do?
What is help them out if allowed or introduce them to Delaney because chance are Delaney already did the homework.
You see one of your colleagues missing a step wrapping burgers do you show him the right way or just keep doing you?
The ethical way is to help him...it must be a guy because girls are ALWAYS right.
Your playing Mario kart and your sister is throwing a temper tantrum because she's bad at the game how do you stop her?
What is play another game or Just give the Motha$#%@*n girl a light slap on her Motha$#%@*n cheeks.
You are Samuel L. Jackson as a teenager and your mom left you homeless on the street because you were selling drugs. What is the most ethical answer?
You call Child protective services and you have that woman thrown in jail after you give that Motha$#%@*n mom a slap on the Motha$#%@*n cheeks.
Mia and Kaylee are on a multi-colored rocket with Jeff Bezos and his pet unicorn. You begin to leave orbit, what do you do?
What is STOP DOING DRUGS!
What do you do if you see someone getting jumped in a bathroom?
What is get out you cell phone and record the incident, then post it to youtube......NO!!!! Tell them to stop smoking the Devil's lettuce and go and get the campus monitors
You see one of your coworkers arguing with a costomer what do you do?
What is tell her to calm down Karen...I'm pretty sure it's a girl because guys don't argue.
Alex Morgan fell down the stairs and hurt his knee what do you do?
What is take him to the hospital and then just give the Motha$#%@*n boy a slap on his Motha$#%@*n cheeks for not being careful.
You walk down the street and you see a homeless man about to die. What do you do?
Call and ambulance or take him to a Walgreens or Pizza Chalet to have some Johnnie"s Broasted Chicken!
You see someone on the side of the road bleeding to death with someone standing over them. What do you do?
What is Call 911 or tell Delaney to put the knife down.
What is it called we you tell on someone to get out of trouble
What is a snitch and we all know what happens to snitches....right Jordan?
You see someone in your company going in the office and walking out with a black bag and you see a stack of $1000 dollar bills fall out. What do you do?
What is yell in the office a thief or call Mr. Ramirez because ... HE IS PREPARED TO DO EXTREME VIOLENCE ON YOUR BEHALF!
You see that your mom is sleeping with 3 of dad's friends behind his back and bringing them home when he's not around. What do you do?
What is tell your dad what's going on and then give that Motha$#%@*n dad a slap on the Motha$#%@*n cheeks for not being home enough!
You get a call telling you your car warranty insurance has expired what do you do?
What is don't answer and then go to the car dealership and give the Motha$#%@*n car salesman a slap on the Motha$#%@*n cheeks for not reminding you sooner.
You and Samuel L. Jackson are at the airport and you see an unattended backpack. You open it and you see a small child from El Salvador inside. What do you do?
What is tell TSA or airport authorities. Then Samuel L. Jackson gives that Motha$#%@*n child a slap on the Motha$#%@*n cheeks and tells him in his best spanish to go back to Guatemala and then the child says that he is from El Salvador then he give that Motha$#%@*n child another slap on the Motha$#%@*n cheek, stuffs him back into the backpack and puts the backpack in the trunk of your car and drops him off at Walgreens in Calimesa.