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Seth Wheeler patented the toilet paper holder in 1891, and specifically noted that toilet paper should hang in this orientation.
What is Over the roll?
In Columbus, it is illegal to sell this breakfast cereal on a Sunday.
What is Corn Flakes?
This Cryptid is known for it's Scottish origin, and shares a resemblance to a Plesiosaurus.
What is the Loch Ness Monster?
Dolph Lundgren, the Russian villain from Rocky 4 Has a Major in this type of Engineering.
What is Chemical Engineering?
He was the first Eagle Scout.
Who is Arthur Rose Eldred?
Referred to as "Amish Country", this Ohio county has the largest population of Amish in the country, and also shares its name with a popular fictional detective.
What is Holmes County?
In Toledo, it is illegal to throw this animal at another person.
What is a snake?
This cryptid is big, hairy, and known for it's abnormally large appendages. It wanders around North America and Canada, spawning multiple documentary series following weird old guys who bang on trees and moan in the woods.
What is Bigfoot?
The sound of the doors closing in this rebooted scifi series was created using a russian train's toilet flushing.
What is Star Trek?
This Academy award winning director earned his Eagle Scout rank in 1961, later going on to direct both Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan.
Who is Steven Spielburg?
My personal dream gun, the American 180, was created as a submachine gun in the 1960s with a firing rate of 1,200 RPM, and used a top-loading drum mag to fire this caliber bullet.
What is .22LR?
In Cleveland, it is illegal to catch mice without this.
What is a hunting License?
This cryptid has been stalking Donnie and Nathan for the last 5 years. It usually takes on the appearance of your loved ones, but is also know to resemble distorted animals.
What is a Skinwalker?
This 1999 Pixar film had 90 percent of it's footage accidentally deleted from the master system during production.
What was Toy Story 2?
This Scout rank requires you to complete the BSA swimmer test.
What is First Class?
The assassination of 35th President John Fitzgerald Kennedy carried out by more than one gunman, occurred on this date.
When was November 22nd, 1963?
In Oxford, it is illegal to expel this bodily fluid on the town square.
What is spit?
Sucks Goats, originates from Latin America, mainly Puerto Rico.
What is the Chupacabra?
In the 1939 Film, Wizard of Oz, the snow that rains down on the cast during the poppy scene was made from this incredibly dangerous material.
What is Asbestos?
These two points were added to the British Scout law to form the current BSA Scout law.
What are Brave and Reverent?
This enzyme breaks down certain important sugars in the body, and a deficiency of it causes 48% of Americans have difficulty digesting many dairy products.
What is Lactase?
In Canton, it is a misdemeanor to play any game in a public park without this person's permission.
Who is the Superintendent?
Spotted in 1972 by an Ohio police officer, then again in 2016 by another officer, This 4 foot tall Frogman has spawned multiple local legends and a musical in its' respective town.
What is the Loveland Frogman?
In Jurassic Park, the sound effects created for the velociraptors were sourced from this animal's mating noises.
What is a Tortoise?
This country is one of five countries that doesn't have a scouting program, and also holds the title of "smallest country in the world".
What is the Vatican City?