RHYME WITH EVAN
The number between six and eight
Seven
Soccer player who holds the record for receiving the most red cards in football history
Gerardo Bedoya
Former MLB third baseman for the Rays, Giants, and Diamondbacks
Evan Longoria
The first fully CGI animated movie
Toy Story
This online forum is Evan's only use of social media
A sea cucumber in Spongebob who is the leader of the jellyfish catchers
Los Santos was modeled after this city in GTA V
Los Angeles
Star of HBO's Westworld and Marilyn Mason's ex
Evan Rachel Wood
Artist of "Gangsta's Paradise", the most popular song of 1995
Coolio
When you hear this food sizzling, you know Evan's favorite food is coming out of the kitchen
Fajitas
Evan's soccer number
Eleven
Name of the four-celled blocks in Tetris
Tetrominoes
Movie starring Steve Carell and Morgan Freeman
Evan Almighty
A broken laser pointer was the first item ever sold on this popular auctioning website
The candy bar Evan's first dog was named after
Snickers
An agent used in bread to help it rise before baking
Leaven
The number of moves in the longest recorded game of chess in 1989 that lasted over 20 hours
269
Seth Rogan's childhood friend who's name is used by Michael Cera in Superbad
Evan Goldberg
This console was available to the US in September 1995
Playstation
Evan's favorite band that was featured in the South Park episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
Radiohead
What Evan is called at the Erie Wendy's when asked for a name for his order
Heaven
The lead designer of Super Smash Bros. voices this penguin character
King Dedede
Consistent lead role in American Horror Story and Katie's high school celebrity crush
Evan Peters
Michael Jordan's new number after coming out of retirement
45
This large South American rodent is often self-described by Evan as his "spirit animal:
Capybara