Around the Home or Office
I am made out of rubber and keep regrets away.
What is an Eraser?
When sending a text these three words have this in common: Cucumbers, Celery and Eggplants.
What is the Letter E?
Whether you're a top or a bottom this furniture will satisfy your needs.
What is a Bunk Bed?
It may seem obvious, but these are the two most important holes to every man.
What are his own nostrils?
This Four Letter verb ending in the letter K and means intercourse.
What is to "Talk"?
To show her intentions a woman would spray this with perfume whereas a man would just lick it once or twice.
What is a Love Letter?
This V word helps women all over the world get what they want.
What is a Voice?
Like I told the Monkey's you'll have to get me naked if you want a taste.
What is a Banana?
The longer and harder you work for these the more rewarding they can be. Since 2010, women get them more so than men.
What is a College Education?
Starting with F and ending in UCK we all want this when things get hot.
What is a Firetruck?
Whether I'm nice or I'm dirty my "guests" will leave not long after showing me something they don't show most. It's enough to make you flush
What is a Toilet?
Starting with D and ending in ICK, this can be finger licking good.
What is a Drumstick?
Since the dawn of time this is considered to be beautiful and natural, but it can get prickly if not kept trimmed.
What is Grass?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Donald Trump has a small one. And Madonna doesn’t have one at all.
This 3 letter word that starts with S and ends with X can completely change a text message.
What is Six?
(Yes, Give me six today and six tomorrow!)
Neither a food, nor a beverage, at an average of 6 to 8 inches long, when placed in the mouth this makes women.... and some men gag.
What is a toothbrush?
Woman say having this 4 letter word inside them is a pleasurable experience.
What is a baby?
Starting with P and ending in ORN, this plays a huge role in the Film Industry....
What is Popcorn?
Cows have 4 of me, Women have 2.....
What are Legs?
Starting with the letter P this 5 letter part of a man's anatomy gets larger when properly stimulated.
What is the Pupil?
This is main difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer.
What is the taste?
Starting in F and ending in K this 4 letter word helps satisfy your appetite, if you can't get it... Well you can always use your hands.
What is a fork?
What is using social media?
I am a cunning linguist, I work in my briefs and constantly pleading.
Who is a Lawyer?
I rhyme with SOCK and most woman can't get enough of me. What am I?
What is Talk?