Baseball
Why do baseball players take leads?
To get closer to the next base.
Why do guitar players use picks?
To increase sound.
Why is there an offensive line in football?
To protect the quarterback
Why is there a pitch clock in baseball?
The games where to long?
Why do some guitars have two necks?
So the band needs less guitarists.
Why do teams have two or more quarterbacks?
In case the starter gets hurt.
Why do umpires give pitchers a new ball every time the old one hits the ground?
So they can’t pick up extra spin with the dirt.
Why do guitars have six strings.
Trick question, they don’t have to.
Why is there a special teams In football?
For kicking and punting.
Why is corking baseball bats illegal?
Because the cork makes the bat bouncier so the ball goes farther.
Why do guitars have frets?
So the guitarist can find the pitch easier.
Why are footballs called pigskins?
Because they used to be made of pigskin.
Where did Babe Ruth hit his longest home run?
Tampa Bay
What are guitars with lower notes and 4 strings called?
Basses
How long is the play clock in football?
45 seconds