riders
what has 4 legs, 1 head, and 1 foot?
a bed
why did the rober wosh his cloths before running away with the loot?
he wonted to mack a clean get away
your parents have 6 sons including you, each son has one sister. how meany kids are in your family?
9
what genre of music do i like the most?
alternetiv rock
what do you call a bear with no teeth?
a gummy bear
what lives in a bed, neaver slepes, and is always running?
a river
what did the beker say when he fond the dought he lost?
"hay, thats just wat i needed"
what 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add the 2 letters "r" and "e" to it?
short
what time do i ushely go to bed on the weekends?
10:30
why did the pony ask fot a glass of water?
she was a little hours
the more there is of me, the less you see. what am i?
darkness
what do you call a duck on the 4 fo July?
a fire-quaker
a man is on one sid of a 10 foot wid river and his dog is on the other sid. the man calls for his dog and the dog croses the river with out getting wet and without jumping. how is this posebol?
the river is frozen
how wold i discribe myself in one word?
empathetic
what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
what kind of coat can only be worn when wet?
a cout of paint
why did the moon have an upset stomach?
becuse he was a full moon
a man i looking at a photo of a pirson and his frend walks up and said "how is that?" the man replies "brothers and sisters have non, but that mans fother is my fothers son" who was in the pitcher?
his son
what is my dream job?
a antemolegest
what do you call a rud cow?
beef jerky
who has married many times, but can stay singel there hole life long?
a wedding officiant
what do you call a stike that wount do enything you tell it?
a stik-in-the-mud
what makes thes numbers unique:
8,549,176,320?
thay are the numbers 0-9 in alphabetical order
what is my favret subject in school?
art
what kind of fish works at a hospital?
a stugeon