What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
Clock
I can honk without using a horn. What am I?
Goose
Red, white, blue burst in the night
4th of July
When Grant was 8, his brother was half his age. Now, Grant is 14. How old is his brother?
His brother is 10. Half of 8 is 4, so Grant’s brother is 4 years younger.
What’s the capital of France?
F. It's the only CAPITAL letter :)
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
W-R-O-N-G
I sleep during the day and fly at night, but I have no feathers to aid my flight. What am I?
Bat
Green fills the streets,
Shamrocks at your feet.
St. Patrick's Day
Mr. Baron has 5 daughters. Each of these daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Baron have?
They have 6 children. Each daughter has the same brother. There are 5 daughters and 1 son.
Nobody has ever walked this way. Which way is it?

It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your Name
I hide my treasure in the ground, my tail is big and fluffy. If you spot me in a tree, please don’t call me scruffy. What am I?
Squirrel
I’m not in February, though hearts still show,
A May Sunday thanks the one who helped you grow.
Mother's Day
What can you put between 7 and 8, to make the result greater than 7, but less than 8?
7.8
If all Wibbles are Criggles, all Borkins are Kwumblins, no Hoggles are Borkins, and all Criggles are Borkins, is it true that all Borkins are Criggles?
Nope
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
Coin
The English alphabet goes from A to Z but my name goes from Z to A. What am I?
Zebra
I honor workers far and wide,
Summer’s unofficial starting tide.
Labor Day
What 3 numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together?
1, 2, and 3 (1 + 2 + 3 = 6 and 1 x 2 x 3 = 6).
Two men are in a desert. They both have backpacks on. One of the guys is dead. The guy who is alive has his backpack open and the guy who is dead has his backpack closed. What is in the dead man’s backpack?
A Parachute
What has thirteen hearts, but no other organs?
A Deck of Cards
I have a hole in my back and legs I lack. I live where I can’t breathe and I eat without teeth. What am I?
Whale
A president once led the way,
Now many share his February day.
President's Day
I am a three-digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I?
194
One day, a magician was boasting about how long he could hold his breath underwater. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, “that’s nothing, I can stay underwater for 10 minutes using no equipment or air pockets!” The magician told the kid if he could do that, he’d give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How?
He filled a glass of water and held it above his head for 10 minutes.