The Hardware
This term refers to your innate intelligence; the machine is high-quality, even if the system glitches.
What is hardware.
This error appears when you stare at a blank page for 20 minutes, unable to start.
What is motivation not found.
Time Blindness is when you genuinely cannot feel this passing.
What is time.
"RAM" stands for Working Memory. Your brain has very [THIS] amount of it.
What is small amount of it.
To fix the "Loading Screen," you use the 5-Second Rule: 5-4-3-2-1...
What is GO!
When the software crashes, you must remember: "You are [THIS] enough to do the work."
What is SMART enough.
A physical symptom of "The Loading Screen" is feeling stuck to this object.
What is your phone.
The software error message that says "You have plenty of time," even when you don't.
What is the Broken Internal Clock.
If you try to hold a due date, a math formula, and a joke in your head at the same time, the system will...
What is crash
To fix "RAM Overload," you must install the patch "Offload Data," which means stop trusting your brain! It's a...
What is a liar!
Executive Function is just the software; it is not a reflection of your...
What is of your intelligence or IQ.
Instead of writing one paragraph, the glitch causes you to decide to clean your entire room.
What is Productive Procrastination
This glitch explains why you are shocked when it is suddenly dark outside.
What is time blindness.
The analogy for RAM Overload: You drop the ball because your hands are...
What is too full.
To fix Time Blindness, you install Audio Cues because your internal one is...
What is broken.
The Hardware is always ready to work, but it gets blocked when the Software keeps...
What is crashing.
The specific feeling of being unable to move or begin a task.
What is being stuck.
Because the internal clock is broken, you cannot rely on your brain to know when to leave; you need external help.
What are audio cues or alarms.
When RAM overloads, you don't just forget; the data is completely...
What is wiped or lost.
The "Offload Data" patch says to treat your notebook or the back of your hand like an...
The ultimate truth of the Hardware vs. Software metaphor: The computer isn't broken, it just needs better...
What is Management (or Updates/Patches)?
The lie the Loading Screen tells you: "Wait until you [do this] to start."
What is wait until you feel like it.
Because the internal clock is broken, you cannot rely on your brain to know when to leave; you need external help.
What is Software or Perception.
The core problem of this glitch is trying to hold too much data in your head instead of...
What is writing it down.
Once you write a thought down, your RAM is cleared, allowing your brain to finally...
What is relax and focus.