Who's that Pokémon?
Say my name out loud—it sounds like I’m about to combust. But really, I’m just your friendly neighborhood fire-lizard. Short name, shorter body.
What is Charmander?
You’re playing against this fancy card wizard who reveals one card and just vibes with the rest until the end. You can either be brave and ask for more cards ("gimme another!") or be scared and just sit there hoping the wizard messes up. The goal is to have better math than the wizard. Also, aces are like little number chameleons, and tens are cosplaying as kings, queens, and jacks. Casinos love it. Wallets don’t.
What is Blackjack?
Paper beats Rock. Rock beats ___. ___ beats Paper.
What is Water?
This question gives you 1000 points.
What is False?
The name of my main gameshow.
What is MR.EXPLOD_E'S RANDOM GAME?
I'm not a king, yet I rule with arms of gold. Say my name out loud—it sounds like I’m flexing. But I’m not ripped—I’m just ready to throw hands.
What is Iron Hands?
So it’s that spinny plate game where a tiny metal marble gets launched like it’s late for work, and everyone just yells numbers and colors at it. There’s a circle with a bunch of little pockets like a weird lottery wheel, and you put chips on a table like you know what you’re doing. Then hope the marble listens to your vibes. It’s basically gambling via spinning chaos and existential dread.
What is Roulette?
Shield beats Projectile. Projectile beats ___. ___ beats Shield.
The only right answer to when Bloodmoon speaks.
Say WHAT Now?
The number of Gameshows I'm a part of. (that I'm not hosting)
What is 2? (Matt's Tournament, and the Mole Project.)
You think I’m just a dumb apple. But look again—I’m a dragon with a core issue. Rotten? Sweet? Both.
What is Appletun or Flapple?
It’s that flashy money-eating box that goes bing bing whirr ding when you push a button like you’re doing something important. Three or more spinny picture columns go zoom-zoom, and you just hope they stop on matching fruit or shiny things. Sometimes it gives you coins and lights up like you won the lottery, other times it just silently judges you and takes your lunch money. It’s basically gambling but with cartoons, sound effects, and absolutely no strategy—just vibes and blind faith in a digital lemon.
What are Slots?
TruBlu beats Eclipse. Eclipse beats ___. ___ beats TruBlu.
What is D_D?
A dentist invented the electric chair.
What is True?
In Matt's Tournament, I've been in the semi-finals this many times.
What is 2? (It's an interesting story)
I’m a ghost with too much drip. My name’s a twisted reflection of fashion and possession. Style kills—sometimes literally.
What is Banette?
It’s that serious-faced card game where everyone pretends to be a cowboy mathematician. You get two secret cards that you guard like national secrets, and then five more cards just show up in the middle like “hey, we’re everyone’s now.” People stare at each other, try to act cool, and throw chips around. But half the time, no one actually has anything and wins anyway by looking confident. It’s basically lying, guessing, and drama—with cards.
What is Texas Hold 'em?
Water beats Fire. Fire beats ___. ___ beats Water.
What is Sponge?
This animal became a corporal in World War II.
What is a Bear?
What is 171?
I sound like a luxurious perfume or a sci-fi planet.
I should be elegant. But I’m just part fish, part “what the heck is that?”
What is Veluza?
DAILY DOUBLE!!!
It’s that game where people yell, throw dice at a table like it’s a sport, and pray for a 7 or an 11, like it’s some sacred ritual. There’s a bunch of numbers on the table that nobody really understands, and the dice bounce around like they're trying to escape. You can bet on literally anything that happens with the dice, but nobody knows what’s going on, so they just keep shouting “Come on, baby!” while pretending to have control. It’s basically a noisy, chaotic dice prayer circle.
What is Craps?
___ beats Rock. ___ beats Paper. ___ beats Scissors.
What is Lava?
The height of the tallest person ever.
What is 8′ 11″?
This category has the DAILY DOUBLE!!!
What is Gambling 101!?