US History
This president led the US through the Cuban Missile Crisis, but met an unfortunate end in Dallas at the (alleged) hands of Lee Harvey Oswald.
JFK duh
100 This NFL team, led by ketchup lover Patrick Mahomes and BBQ lover Andy Reid, is well on its way to another Super Bowl trip.
Kansas City Chiefs
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake (not Zuckerberg)
Santa (also accept NSA)
100 unless you owned Stocks in Pfizer, this virus probably ruined your year.
Coronavirus, Covid, etc
Colorado Mayor who recently got himself in trouble for traveling to Houston for Thanksgiving, Dog Breed
Micheal Hancocker Spaniel
In 1929, the Wall Street crash colloquially called “Black Tuesday” marked the start of this world wide economic depression.
Great Depression
This LA team, led by Playoff/Pandemic P and the Klaw, continued its tradition of choking in the playoffs in 2020 by blowing a 3-1 lead to the Denver Nuggets.
LA Clippers
This shortest day of the year, has often been inspiration for holidays around the world.
Winter Solstice
Support for this movement was rekindled after the killing of George Floyd.
BLM
Glove worn in a popular american sport, politician famous for sending leftover pizza to Obama
Baseball Mitt Romney
This colony was home to Virginia Dare, the first English person born in the New World. The colonists of this colony mysteriously disappeared, leaving only the word “CROATOAN” carved out in some trees.
Roanoke Colony
Playoff success has continued to elude this LA Angels center fielder, an 8 time MLB All Star and 3 time AL MVP.
Mike Trout
This Indian Festival of lights loosely translates to “Row of lamps”
Diwali
Over the summer, Social Media was abuzz with concern about this insect coming from asia
Murder Hornets, Giant Asian Hornet
Popular self proclaimed “democratic socialist”, there's some debate over whether a hotdog is this or not
Bernie Sandwich
400 In 1854, this American naval officer used the threat of warships to force Japan to sign the Treaty of Kanagawa and open the country up to trade, ending its centuries long isolation from the west.
Commodore Matthew Perry
Just this weekend, Marco Wilson literally threw away this team’s chances at the College Football playoffs and Kyle Trask’s Heismann hopes in a loss to LSU. Notable past players for this university include Tim Tebow, Aaron Hernandez, and Cam Newton.
University of Florida Gators
Meaning “First Fruits” this Holiday is celebrated from December 26th-January 1st
Kwanzaa
This Iranian general only made it 3 days into the new year before being assassinated.
Qasem Sulemani
Arkansas Senator who is a rising star in the Republican Party, type of snake/the term for a dry mouth
Tom Cotton Mouth
In this often forgotten war, revolutionary leader Emilio Aguinaldo fought to free his former Spanish colony from its new American owners. Unfortunately, Aguinaldo was captured by General Frederick Funston in Palanan, ending the war.
Philippine American War
This South Korean forward for the Tottenham Hotspurs is considered one of the greatest Asian footballers ever to play in the Premier League.
Son Heung Min
The sides of this holiday game piece translate to “A great miracle happened here”
Dreidel
A vaccine from this company, based in Massachusetts, does not need to be refrigerated before use.
Moderna
Japanese Prime Minister, ___, ____, and everything nice.
Yoshihide Suga n Spice