Lone Star Legends
Michael helped keep things (or make them more) weird in this Lone Star city during college.
What is Austin?
Michael tore this stabilizing ligament while playing intramural basketball.
What is an ACL?
Quiet down! Frankie's most notable feature is her eyebrows, but her sister's are these.
What are ears?
Michael first consulting client was this casual restaurant, known for its Blazin' Challenge.
What is Buffalo Wild Wings?
Before Palantir, Michael worked at this wicked smart consulting firm.
What is Boston Consulting Group?
One of Michael's favorite foods is this smoked cut of beef that comes from the leg, of which many Texas BBQ shops will only use the left.
What is brisket?
Michael was teed off after he was the only one cut from his high school team for this sport.
What is golf?
Frankie's favorite toy is a miniature version of this clucking animal.
What is a chicken?
Michael's first date with his girlfriend was at this mediterranean fast causal restaurant.
What is Cava?
This equal-parts milk and espresso drink is Michael's go-to order at coffee shops.
What is a cortado?
After high school graduation, Michael did a road trip around Texas with friends that included a visit to this national park that shares a border with Mexico.
What is Big Bend?
After a semester of catching crabs at 4 AM, it didn't take much to convince Michael to quit this sport.
What is crew?
Though she's a mix, DNA tests show Frankie's most common breed, named after a province in Canada, is this.
What is labrador retreiver?
Unless he's seeing a Broadway show, the only way to get Michael to Time's Square is by promising him a meal at this fast-food chain named after a dog.
What is Raising Cane's?
Keep your eye out for Bears! Both of Michael's siblings live in this city.
What is Chicago?
The mascot for the University of Texas, Michael's alma mater, is an 1,800lb longhorn with this name (currently number XV).
Who is Bevo?
More of a field (and less of a track) competitor, this multi-step event was Michael's best.
What is triple jump?
Frankie once had this mosquito-born illness that kept her crate-ridden for six months.
What is heartworm?
Michael's lowest ranked restaurant on Beli is this chain taco shop with 10+ locations in NYC.
What is Tacombi?
Michael got botox treatment, not for aesthetics, but instead to help him with this basic, airy function.
What is burping?
This friendly fifty-five foot animatronic statue that greets visitors to the State Fair of Texas is also a Slack emoji with Michael's face photoshopped onto it.
Who is Big Tex?
Michael knew the daughter of this plane-nicknamed NBA player who helped the Mavericks to their only championship.
Who is Jason Terry?
Frankie's sister looks like an Australian Kelpie, but this, her name, might make you think she's an Egyptian Queen.
What is Cleo?
Michael consulted for Ruth's Chris, a steakhouse famous for using this dairy delivery tool on its steaks.
What is a butter gun?
Michael's was glad to know some musical theory when he started studying this, the first programming language he learned.