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WINTER OLYMPICS
FUNNY JOKES
100

Empty Barrels makes the most noise.

It is the people who have nothing in their heads who talk most.

100

You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

It is impossible to create something of high quality or value from something that is inherently of poor quality or worthless.

100

Britches or breeches 

Pants or slacks

100

The summer and winter Olympics is held every how many years?

 4 years

100

Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?

just in case I gets a hole in 1

200

Don’t get your knickers in a twist.

A lighthearted way to tell someone not to overreact.

200

If you lie down with dogs, you get fleas

You should be careful about the company you keep, as associating with people of bad character or habits can lead to acquiring their undesirable traits or problems.

200

Galoshes

Rain boots or waterproof overshoes

200

What year was the first modern Olympics games held?

The first modern Olympic Games were held in Athens, Greece, from April 6 to 15, 1896

200

What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?

A stuffed turkey

300

Don’t take any wooden nickels

A humorous farewell that meant “be careful” or “watch out for trickery.”

300

A watched pot never boils

When you eagerly anticipate something, especially while waiting and watching, it seems to take a very long time for it to happen.

300

Parlor 

Living room 

300

When were the first ANCIENT Olympic games held?

The first recorded Olympic Games were held in 776 B.C. in Olympia, Greece, as a religious festival honoring Zeus

300

Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?

She likes to rock and roll

400

You’ll catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

Being kind and polite is more effective in getting what you want than being harsh or rude.

400

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink

You can provide someone with an opportunity or the means to do something, but you cannot force them to take advantage of it.

400

Pedal pushers

Calf-length pants worn by women

400

When was the first modern Winter Olympics?

1924 in in the French Alps

400

Why did the math book look sad?

It had a lot of problems

500

That doesn’t amount to a hill of beans

 Used in negative statements to express that something has very little value or is not a big deal

500

I don't whistle when I walk past the graveyard

to maintain a cheerful, confident, or nonchalant front to mask fear, anxiety, or unease in a dangerous or uncertain situation

500

Jalopy


 Old, decrepit, or unpretentious automobile

500

What does the Olympic rings represent?

5 continents that participate in the Olympics

500

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!