Bible Stories Told Poorly
The Whole Earth Decided to Take a bath except a family and their pets
What is Noah's Ark?
This kid finds out he's different but then dips to boarding school where he figures out there's a whole other world chillin' right alongside ours
What is Harry Potter?
A monster is stranded on earth and becomes an orphan’s pet.
What is Lilo & Stitch?
10 year old forces his pets to battle other peoples pets while he travels
What is Pokemon?
The Kind of fish is Nemo in “Finding Nemo”
What is a clown Fish?
A pair of brothers try to travel with their extended family but the King won't let them go
What is Moses and the Exodus?
This kid really out here gettin' bit by a bug and then rockin' pajamas to fight crime. Iconic move, TBH.
Who is Spider-Man?
Focus group of strangers gets together to chase down a magic cube and learn the power of friendship
Little Red guy spends way too much time jumping on turtles looking for a girl, Sometimes his brother tags along.
What is Super Mario Brothers?
The year Mr Nykamp Says He married Mrs. Nykamp
What is the year 223?
Man tries to walk on water and discovers its way harder than expected and needs help from his teacher
Who is Peter?
The tea about 9 squad members on a lit journey to give back some missing bling.
What is Lord of the Rings?
Group of people get early access to a theme park and everything goes wrong
What is Jurassic Park?
A group of strangers jump out of a bus onto an island to play one long game of king of the hill
What is Fortnite?
the 1st movie to be based on a video game
What is Super Mario Bros?
This queen crashes the Kings party without an invite to ask a question about her family
Who is Esther?
A group of siblings discover a secret passageway in a house and realize that winter is totally messing up everyone's vacation vibes.
What is The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe?
A guy just wants to collect some rocks but everyone tries to stop him anyways
What is Avengers: Infinity War?
“A person spends their entire vacation paying off a mortgage to a talking animal.”
What is Animal Crossing?
the first Disney feature length film
What is Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs, 1937 ?
1 Prophet challenges 100 to a contest to see whose God cooks a better bbq
What is Elijah vs the Prophets of Baal?
A young girl really stepped up and put herself out there for a risky competition show because her sister wasn't down to do it.
What is the Hunger Games?
A kid gets bullied and learns how to paint a fence and wash a car from his neighbor
“You punch trees until you have enough wood to build a house, because apparently that's how civilization works.”
the 1st movie to be based on a book
What is Cednrillion (Cinderella, 1899)?