I Like Frogs,
and Other Animals
and Other Animals
This mammal poops in the shape of cubes, a fact Kathleen claims is famous in children's books.
What are wombats?
Kathleen tended to always watch Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, where the destination was always this municipality.
What is Flavortown?
Congratulations, you've also just won a hot sauce shot.
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan gave birth to this half vampire; Jacob Black creepily imprinted onto her.
Who is Renesmee?
These are the four Olympic throwing events - James did one of these in college.
What are shot put, discus, javelin, and hammer throw?
Matt asked out Kathleen on this date in 2012, which helped him never forget her birthday or their anniversary.
What is April 24th?
Despite spending most of its life in and around water, this 2 ton animal can't swim - it runs and hops off of the bottom of rivers and lakes.
What are hippos?
Most pastas use flour as its base starch; gnocchi uses primarily this.
What are potatoes?
This woman authored the Vampire Diaries series, but Kathleen claims this isn't even close to her best books.
Who is LJ Smith?
This track event is the only one that features water - beware of the splash zone.
What is the steeplechase?
Kathleen is a fan of only one men's sports team. It's pretty self-evident in the name.
What is the Seattle Kraken?
This is the scientific name for someone who probably knows a lot of bird facts.
What are ornathologists?
Tomatoes, potatoes, eggplants, and peppers are all members of this family of commonly poisonous plants.
What are nightshades?
JRR Tolkien's close friend, CS Lewis, inspired the deep, booming voice of this Lord of the Rings character.
Who is Treebeard?
This British man was the first human to break the 4 minute mile in 1954.
Who is Roger Bannister?
Kathleen's first car, Big Bertha, who is probably still out there somewhere, randomly opening her doors on highways, was this year, make, and model.
What is a 2001 Honda Odyssey?
A toast to Bertha - she was too good for us.
This bird developed specialized shoulder joints to lock its wings, allowing it to keep its wings extended for hours, even while sleeping.
What are albatrosses?
Baking soda is a common rising agent, but needs this in order to activate; baking powder has it already included.
What is an acid?
Jane Austen wrote this novel as her first book, even though it was not published until after her death in 1818.
What is Northanger Abbey?
This is the official distance for an NCAA Women's Cross Country event.
What are 6 kilometers?
A hammered Kathleen once tried to run through her college dorm with her shirt off because she thought she was this superhero.
Who is The Flash?
Kathleen regularly watches online videos feeding two kinds of animals: frogs, and this reptile.
What are chameleons?
For a bonus 100: what's the name of the frog?
Kathleen's favorite restaurant growing up was a French-Thai bistro called Origin; she would always order escargot, and multiple times had this unique poultry.
What is ostrich?
Kathleen once wrote a 24-page paper in 12 hours detailing how 10 Things I Hate About You and She's The Man were modern remakes of these Shakespeare plays.
What are the Taming of the Shrew and Twelfth Night?
Kathleen's college conference had its school mascots compete in the 100 meter dash - for her school, these two Diplomats competed.
Who are Ben Franklin and John Marshall?
(Another fact: they're hella cursed - everyone drink)
Kathleen's first PPT PRTY, LLC, presentation was describing what she thought everyone's job was. This is HER actual job title.
What is National Account Manager?
Bonus 100 points for each account of hers you can name.