hit ladies
We can’t hit women, but we can trip them so they fall off a buildings while aging into dust. Guess she doesn’t know best
Mother Gothel
On Modern Family, these two characters are married and have an adopted Vietnamese daughter together
Mitchell and Kam
This mythological creature is often used in the phrase to describe something unwieldy and massive, “release the _!”
Kraken
One of the most famous fictional orphans, he doesn’t want to work another season on the farm.
Luke Skywalker
DOH!
Homer Simpson
One of the most abused and manipulated side kicks of all time, she is head over heels in love with her abuser who pushed her into a vat of acid
Harley Quinn
”When I first met _ I thought he was gayyy. Now I’m playing this song for him on his wedding dayyy” (The song goes on to say that he’s probably not gay)
Chandler Bing
Colossal is part of its name, and while we’ve found “smaller” versions of this behemoth, we really don’t know how big they are capable of getting!
Colossal Squid
This character might as well have grown up as an orphan, with her older sister locked away by her parents in the castle they both grew up in.
Anna
Is he fat? Or just short? You’ll have to toss him!
Gimly LOTR
This female character is labeled as the most overpowered heavy hitter in all of the MCU
Wanda
This classic Disney sidekick doesn’t kiss anyone in his film, but boy is he obsessed with how hunky and manly his villain is (Disney remade him as cannonly gay in the film’s live action remake)
LeFou
Included in Pirates of the Caribbean Stranger Tides, this creature lures men with their song (maybe there’s seven of them?)
Sirens
This orphan fights crime, but is hyper sensitive about the death of his parents (its kind of an ongoing joke within his fandom)
Batman
Somebody once told him the world was gonna roll me, he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Shrek
Don’t hit women. But this one gets hit by a bus at the end of her 2004 film. Oh, and she can’t sit with us!
Regina George
This character in a long running TV series says being gay is ok to make fun of because it is a choice, in an episode centered around sensitivity training
Michael (The Office)
In this movie (one of BriN’s childhood favorites) a young boy raises what is implied to be the loch ness monster
Water Horse
This rich orphan befriended a poor kid his age with a HUGE family. Where HAVE. THEY. BEEN??
Harry Potter
Out of shape, this character‘s fat rolls comically stop him from loading into his pod to be launched on his first secret mission on a deserted island.
Mr Incredible
Dolores Umbridge
Ursula (Little mermaid)
Referenced in several books of the Hebrew Bible, including Psalms, Job, and Isaiah, and the book of Enoch, this giant mythological creature is a sea serpent
Leviathan
This disabled character‘s half brother broke his arm in combat, challenging him to be king.
Boji (ROK)
This fatty is dumber than any other character in his tv series, and acts as if he‘s been living under a rock.
Patrick Star