Extended Family Moments
Family Mishaps
Family Pet Peeves
Stuff That Never Gets Done
Infamous Quotes of Jen
100

Mom's favorite family member on the Fahey side?

Aunt Beth

100

Since joining Hartefield, what has gone up in Chris' golf game?

His handicap

100

What is Lits infamous for?

Being a cheapo.

100

Happy Holidays from everyone except the Fahey's because they didn't send out a...

Xmas card

100

Phrase used to identify other members of the family 

"You people"

200

At this family gathering, Uncle Reubs decided to pass out for 5 hours as a result of consuming 1 white claw 

Jill's graduation party

200

What sea creature knocked Mom over at Discovery Cove in summer 2008?

Dolphin

200

You know Brendan is home when...

There are wrappers covering every inch of the kitchen

200

You need something from the basement storage room? That sucks because...

Chris has not cleaned that place out since 2014

200

The holiday dish she always claims she will make but never does...

"Spiced nuts"

300

In 2020, Lola wrote to President Trump requesting what?

To illegally import Filipino nurses

300

What did Mom tumble from in the backyard of May 2019?

Hammock

300

He (Brendan) can get at 5 AM for work, but can't wakeup for what?

7:30 mass

300

What adjective does Jen often use to describe the state of our home?

Uncivilized

400

It is xmas of 2012, don't look up at the bannister or you might see...

Uncle Tom running across in a towel

400

Take some alcohol and a lambda chi frat brother and you get...

Brendan running through a fence

400

Oh no, you're thirsty?  Too bad we don't have any water because...

Jill did not fill the Brita

400

The first question Mom asks if you are breaking out?

Are you pooping regularly?

500

Lola claims her brother was the first what of the world?

Filipino priest

500

Mom called Mrs Kozur to ask for a ride home because she thought...

The vultures would fly away with her and Kelsey 

500

If you need to reach Brendan or Jill, you can't because their calls default to...

Voicemail

500

Name one phrase Jen has asked that accurately reflects her poor knowledge regarding technology?

Answers will range and points are subjective by judges