Mom's favorite family member on the Fahey side?
Aunt Beth
Since joining Hartefield, what has gone up in Chris' golf game?
His handicap
What is Lits infamous for?
Being a cheapo.
Happy Holidays from everyone except the Fahey's because they didn't send out a...
Xmas card
Phrase used to identify other members of the family
"You people"
At this family gathering, Uncle Reubs decided to pass out for 5 hours as a result of consuming 1 white claw
Jill's graduation party
What sea creature knocked Mom over at Discovery Cove in summer 2008?
Dolphin
You know Brendan is home when...
There are wrappers covering every inch of the kitchen
You need something from the basement storage room? That sucks because...
Chris has not cleaned that place out since 2014
The holiday dish she always claims she will make but never does...
"Spiced nuts"
In 2020, Lola wrote to President Trump requesting what?
To illegally import Filipino nurses
What did Mom tumble from in the backyard of May 2019?
Hammock
He (Brendan) can get at 5 AM for work, but can't wakeup for what?
7:30 mass
What adjective does Jen often use to describe the state of our home?
Uncivilized
It is xmas of 2012, don't look up at the bannister or you might see...
Uncle Tom running across in a towel
Take some alcohol and a lambda chi frat brother and you get...
Brendan running through a fence
Oh no, you're thirsty? Too bad we don't have any water because...
Jill did not fill the Brita
The first question Mom asks if you are breaking out?
Are you pooping regularly?
Lola claims her brother was the first what of the world?
Filipino priest
Mom called Mrs Kozur to ask for a ride home because she thought...
The vultures would fly away with her and Kelsey
If you need to reach Brendan or Jill, you can't because their calls default to...
Voicemail
Name one phrase Jen has asked that accurately reflects her poor knowledge regarding technology?
Answers will range and points are subjective by judges