Youth Group Lore
Definitely Skipped in Sunday School
Chronically Online
Only in St. Thomas
100

This snack has fed approx. 97% of all youth groups since 1998

What is pizza?

100

This prophet got so angry after God spared a city from judgment that he sat outside the city hoping to watch it get destroyed anyway.

Who is Jonah?

100

This app somehow convinces people to watch strangers reorganize their fridges at 1:00AM

What is TikTok

100

This famous elephant died in St. Thomas after being struck by a train in 1885.

Who is Jumbo?

200

This phrase from a youth leader usually means "we are about to play a game that violates several safety guidelines."

What is "trust me"?

200

A left-handed judged who assassinated a Moabite king by stabbing his fat stomach so deep that the knife was swallowed up into him.

Who is Ehud?

200

This phrase means someone is emotionally overreacting in dramatic internet fashion.

What is "crashing out"?

200

St. Thomas earned this nickname because of its massive importance to Canadian railways.

What is Railway City?

300

This event is spiritually meaningful but mostly remembered for sleep deprivation and gas-station snacks.

What is a youth retreat?

300

After Samson's betrayal, the Philistines did this to him before imprisoning him.

What is gouging out his eyes?

300

This phrase means someone intentionally posted something controversial just to get attention and comments.

What is rage baiting?

300

This building became one of the city's most famous abandoned buildings, used in several movies/TV shows.

What is the St. Thomas Psychiatric Hospital?

400

This youth group punishment somehow became a tradition despite everyone clearly hating it.

What is eating gross mystery food?

400

After defeating Goliath, Saul had David collect this strange item from hundreds of dead Philistines in order to marry his daughter.

What are foreskins?

400

This phrase describes realizing it's 2:00AM after saying "just one more video" for an hour.

What is doomscrolling?

400

This hidden network beneath St. Thomas has fueled decades of local rumours and urban legends.

What are the the railway tunnels?

500

The emotional moment happens when the worship leader starts playing softly underneath the sermon conclusion.

What is the altar call?

500
The book of Judges ends with this horrific act being done by a Levite to a concubine, resulting in a civil war within Israel.

What is cutting up her body into pieces and sending them to the tribes?

500

This online phenomenon describes people becoming experts after watching two YouTube videos.

What is "armchair expertise"?

500

In the late 1800s, St. Thomas reportedly had more of these per capita than almost any other Canadian city because of railway traffic.

What are hotels?