Fall Jokes
Why do trees hate solving math problems?
They're easily stumped!
What is the most popular fall fruit, that comes in over 2,500 varieties in America?
Apples
What popular American sport starts during the fall season that isn't to be confused with feet?
Football
Americans buy enough candy during Halloween week to fill six ____.
A. Titanics (a really big ship)
B. Football Fields
C. Grocery Stores
Titanics
What holiday fall on the 31st of October every year?
Halloween
How do you heal a pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
What is the famous fall coffee drink that isn't actually spicy?
Pumpkin Spice Latte
Pulling out the seeds, carving an image, and setting out these orange fruits is part of this fun activity?
Pumpkin Carving
The largest pumpkin pie ever weighed nearly ____ pounds.
A. 3,700
B. 2,500
C. 1,000
3,700 lbs
What month does the first day of fall typically start in?
September
What kind of vest do you wear in fall?
What is one of the most popular baked pastry dishes that can be made with either fruit, meat or vegetables.
Pie
What activity is the most popular fall activity?
a) visiting a haunted house
b) watching scary movies
c) carving pumpkins
Pumpkin Carving
This animal forgets about the majority of nuts they bury, which helps regrow forests.
Squirrels
Throughout the fall, squirrels spend their days collecting and "caching" nuts, meaning they hide the tasty treasures away in spots where they hope to find them later. One 1998 study by the University of Richmond found that squirrels fail to recover up to 74 percent of the nuts they bury, which is likely responsible for oak forest regeneration.
What are tourists called that visit New England in October for the leaves.
Leaf Peepers
Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?
To get a filling!
A sticky treat made specially during Halloween and fall harvest that includes fruit on a stick.
Candy Apple
These are made to scare away birds from gardens.
Scarecrows
Which country invented bobbing for apples?
a) America
b) Australia
c) England
d) Germany
England
Although the modern version is now typically played by people bobbing into buckets of water to catch an apple with their mouth, the original game was actually once a British courting ritual. Males were assigned an apple, whilst the female would bob for them, hoping to get the right apple from the man she wanted. If she did, it was a sign that they were destined to be together.
What is the holiday in November that only Americans celebrate that traditionally involves a foul.
Thanksgiving (Gobble Gobble)
What do scarecrows like to do on the weekends?
Go to the cornivals!
This small tri-colored triangular candy is either loved or hated.
Candy Corn
Instead of pumpkins, this activity includes the collection of Granny Smiths, Fuji, Honeycrisps, and other tasty treats.
Apple Picking
True or False: You can eat every part of a pumpkin
True
What is the November holiday that honors those that have served our country?
Veterans Day