distraction
My brother says unicorns cause global warming so it must be true
ipse dixit
I didn't kill him
Accent
You didn't clean your room? You must be lazy or a con-man waiting to happen
Either/or
No I won't kill an evil dictator bad man! Thou shalt not kill
Sweeping generalization
A Fallacy of form that illegitimately limits choices
Either/or
You should let me take your stuff or I will fall into an endless depression cycle lasting millions of years
Ad Misericordiam
Volunteers needed to help torture survivors
Amphiboly
Have you stopped using the hair of sleeping children for your wigs yet?
complex/ Loaded question
Don't follow rabbits down holes!
But MOOOOMMMM Alice did it and she was fine
False analogy
You say that me stealing your dog is wrong but let's be reasonable I'll allow you split custody
Compromise
You think I should leave my boyfriend because you suck! Not at all because he's manipulative and sleeps in a dog bed
Ad Hominem
Each part of an airplane is cheap so the airplane must be cheap
Composistion
I tired talking to that girl yesterday but she put a frog in my hair all girls are terrible!
Apriorism
Don't dye your hair green you will soon become a communist, drug smoking hipster, who only listens to the broadway soundtrack of Be More Chill
Slippery Slope
What is an enthymeme
Arguments in which a statement is left assumed
Yeah Oswaldus was the one holding the bloody sword but you have no proof he actually stabbed the dragon
Ad ignorantium
The only rational being is man
Women are not men
So women are irrational
Equivocation
I ate toast and then found a rat in the couch I better stop eating toast
post hoc ergo propter hoc
We shouldn't learn math it's old
chronological snobbery
A fallacy that uses a synonym to exempt itself from an opponents charge
Distinction without a diffrence
If you don't think this song is the best EVER then I'll steal your cat and make him use you as a personal scratching post
Ad Baculum
The Lakers are great basketball team so each member must be a great player
Division
Yeah he may have stalked her but it's ok he loves her
how do you know he loves her
because you don't stalk people you don't love
circular reasoning (Vampire Giraffe)
You say I should stop snorting crack but you drink wine
tu quoque
A fallacy of that rejects or accepts an argument of the moral character of another, previous arguer
genetic fallacy