False Friends

Unreal

100

What's the Russian for 'artist'?

Артист (шутка, художник)

200

What's the Russian for 'biscuit'?

Печенье

300

What's the Russian for 'brilliant'?

Блестящий, превосходный

400

What's the Russian for 'cabinet'?

Кабинет? Ха, шкафчик (ср., kitchen cabinet) 

500

What's the Russian for 'clay'?

Г(а)лина

Impossible

100

BOOM. You get extra 200 points!🤯

Seriously

200

What's the Russian for 'fabric'?

Смотря сколько details😏

300

What's the Russian for 'insult'?

Оскорбление

400

What's the Russian for 'intelligent'? 

Умный (как вы)

500

What's the Russian for 'lunatic'?

Псих

Hopeless

100

What's the Russian for 'magazine'?

Журнал (типа playboy) 

200

What's the Russian for 'marmalade'?

Джем, ~повидло (мармелад - fruit jellies)

300

NOOOO. You just lost 300 points😞

Unfortunate

400

Consolatory 100 points

I'm being generous today

500

What's the Russian for 'obligation'?

Обязательство 

Desperate

100

What's the Russian for 'stool'?

Табуретка

200

What's the Russian for 'sympathy'? 

Сострадание 

300

What's the Russian for 'prospect'?

Перспектива

400

Haha, it's your lucky day. 500 points going your way!

You're so cool!

500

What's the Russian for 'virtuous'?

Добродетельный

Unimaginable

100

What's the English for 'occupation'? 

Работа

200

Ai ai, minus 200 points☠️

Gonna cry?

300

What's the Russian for 'academic'?

Преподаватель ВУЗа

400

What's the English for 'accurate'?

Точный

500

What's the Russian for 'anecdote'? 

В ресторан врываются вооружённые до зубов русский, немец и еврей. Бармен говорит: «Как хорошо, что у меня патронов ровно 3», — и 3 раза выстрелил в негра за соседним столиком.