Alex
The NATURAL color of her hair.
What is: Not Blonde?
Something to whisper, desperate and hoarse, across the room while on your sickbed.
What is: Souuuuuup?
The name of the thief who took Nikis prized possession.
Who is: Taylor Smith?
Something that Wendy is NOT good at estimating.
What is: Time?
A beloved nickname, in homage to Ferris Buellers Day off.
What is: the Sausage King of Chicago?
She once proclaimed that this animal can NOT get rabies, as it is a mammal.
What is: a Squirrel?
While hypnotized, Paul once recanted tales of...
What are: His past lives?
Attempting this activity, Niki cracked open her head.
What is: a front flip?
A classic and hilarious tale of fare and farce, Wendy made a huge mess as a teen attempting to cook this up.
What is: a rainbow Jello mold?
A disorder that Andy mistakenly believes he is afflicted with.
What is: Dyslexia?
The amount of injuries inflicted on her siblings.
What is: the Limit does not Exist?
While traveling back from South America, Paul recommends storing contraband in this item.
What is: an encyclopedia, or hairdryer?
A very real and very crippling personality trait that Niki has inherited largely due to the oppression of her birth order.
What is: Middle Child Syndrome?
What are: Barbie accessories?
His signature dish
What is: Biscuits and Gravy?
A phare to exclaim, when Alex discovers she enjoys taco meat.
What is: Where is the Beef?
A critical detail of the Paul/Wendy meet-cute story, Paul was sporting a sling on his arm from this poor life choice.
What is: dirt biking down the (INDOOR) stairs?
A location at which Niki (quite hilariously I may add) decided to assert dominance and bite her brother.
What is: an elevator at the Disney Polynesian Resort and Villages
Upon arriving at Bennington, Wendy was asked by a dorm-mate if she had this item.
What are: Rolling Papers?
The location in which our sweet dear baby boy lost half of his tooth and the hands of Alex's lacking anger management skills.
What is: Rainbow Falls waterpark?
The City in which she shimmied up a drain pipe, to obtain entry to a building through a window.
What is: Florence, Italy?
In Paul's opinion, this is the most grievous injustice that was inflicted upon his childhood.
What is: Gina having her own room?
The halloween costume that Niki was DENIED to wear yet her sister was bequeathed.
What is: the Pink Power Ranger?
A special treat reserved for holidays and celebrations in the days of her austere upbringing, Wendy thinks fondly of this pantry staple.
What are: Olives?
The reason that, despite his height, Andy cannot run.
What is: itchy legs?