What is the northernmost town of Cape Cod?
Ptown, baby.
Who hosted Jeopardy for 37 years?
What is the front of a boat called?
The bow
Who is the Baby's aide-de-camp?
The Lillian Snek
Who sings Piano Man?
Billy Joel
[Go do a shot of tequila with your team]
What county is Marshfield in?
Plymouth County
[Go open a beer and pass it to your left round and round till its gone]
What contemporary TV show takes place at a restaurant in Chicago?
The Bear
What is the smallest ocean?
Arctic Ocean
Whose baby shoes does the Baby wear?
Laura's
Name one musician in the Grateful Dead.
Jerry Garcia, Phil Lesh, Mickey Hart, Bob Weir, Brent Mydland, Bill Kreutzmann etc
What is the cure for stepping in the witch's yard?
Running around the Monaco house and eating a green onion from Frank's garden.
Who are the three siblings on the show The Middle?
Axl, Sue, and Brick
[Do the call of the worm]
What is the largest shark?
Whale shark
What sea creature adorned the Baby's original sock cap?
Crab
What album features the Fleetwood Mac songs "Dreams" and "Go Your Own Way"
Rumors
What business is situated at 1140 Ocean St?
The Road House
Who plays Carrie Bradshaw?
Sarah Jessica Parker
What is is this nautical morse code distress signal:
...---...
SOS
Who, when forced to pay the Baby a compliment against his will, told the baby, "I like your kicks."
Ian
It is the summer of _____________
(Tip: One of his albums is entitled "Get Rich or Die Tryin'")
50 Cent. Now drink a shot of tequila.
When was Marshfield founded (nearest decade)
1640s
Who lives at 704 Hauser Street in Queens, NYC?
Archie Bunker
To the nearest hundred, how far away is Portugal?
3,200 miles
Oh baby, oh baby, I'm so very hungry...
How does the Baby reply?
Not today, old man. I have no tato to give.
[Go eat a potato chip]
Which popstar wrote songs for Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Alice Cooper?
Ke$ha