Who Done It?
Fell into a fountain of water
Jazz
"brown... like light brown"
Mia
My schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel agin
The Grinch
Got choked out because they stole a sourpatch candy
Zaji
"well... I was born and raised..."
Dad
I am a cotton-headed ninny muggins
elf
Blew up an oven in Mexico
Bunny!
"Im putting a curse on you..."
Viviana
You have such a pretty face you should be on a Christmas card
Elf
Broke their arm trying to kite surf
Dad
" I only eat nonintelligent creatures"
Mia
"bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen"
Home Alone
Crashed their car while eating mac and cheese
Bella!
"WHO THREW THIS PLASTIC SPORK IN THE TRASH?"
Dad
You're as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel
The Grinch