FUNNY FOOD
What do you get if you order a lime juice in the Majestic hotel Melaka?
juice of 1 lime
Who had to be rescued from S.A house swimming pool?
Max
Who got stuck in a hotel bathroom in Holland?
Grandad
What did rude big bro call the first biscuits Vic made on her own
hair biscuits
What was the favourite type of museum (not) of Jude & Vic when on holiday
Stone age axe
How did Vic’s braces turn orange
dyed by pub curry
Who jumped into the fountain in Great Granny’s 100 birthday party?
Mx
Why would the door not open after baby Stef’s afternoon nap?
He rocked cot over & managed to block door
What trendy hairstyle did Vic get given on the QE2
Lady Di
What home baked monstrosity did Jon B force Jude & Vic to eat
Soft syrup cake
What delicious condiment did Jude add to the quiche she was making for Jon B’s friends in Singapore?
nutmeg
What unfortunate piece of clothing did Jon B wear for a very wet family walk somewhere in USA?
skinny jeans
What happened to Vic’s nose when Uncle Stef opened the window in the car after a day out in the country?
Bee flew into & stung
Which toy was given a ‘hair cut’ by some lovely siblings?
KT’s bunny (birth mark)
Why were Jude & Vic scared to go under the big apple tree at bottom of garden?
rotten apple (stew)
What was the missing ingredient in Vic’s apple crumble in Hertfordshire?
butter
What lurked in the pond in Stoneridge?
HTW
What happened when Vic forgot her keys & pulled the bell chain to get someone to open the door
Swarm bees bit her
What popular childhood record song was related to hair?
I can smell Emma’s shampoo
What endless game will I never & have I never touched since?
North Sea Oil
Why did Vic come home so happy that she got fizzy orange in her packed lunch on Sherington trip to Natural History Museum
Dropped back in day flask & bits mercury floating
What free water feature did 525 East 80th come with?
waterfall inside cupboard in hall
Why did Jude get up to open the window whilst interning for KT at AISEC?
Kt told her to open a window (on the computer!)
Who said ‘my hair is naturally curly’
Rebecca ( to Eddie - sigh)
What did Jon B do that gave Jude & Vic nightmares
Read Lord of Rings - dark riders