"Does anyone need an iPhone? I have an iPhone 12 Pro I'm not needing??"
* 5 mins later *
"Never mind. It's gone."
Who is Grandaddy?
Finish this classic grandaddy song.... "Here we sit like ____ __ ___ ________, waiting for our food!"
What is birds in the wilderness?
In the woods
Who is Austin?
Say "I can't find my phone."
Who is Grandmom?
This is Karlyn's latest Christmas wish.
What is a guitar?
"I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to an entirely new language."
Who is Grandmom?
Grandmom swears she once saw this while driving over the mountain.
What is an Ewok?
Fighting for their life trying to make it to the bathroom after discovering they can no longer eat cheese
Who is Melissa?
Say "Well I've had worse."
Who is Grandaddy?
Karlyn is obsessed with this creature.
What are dinosaurs?
"Better than me, I don't wear pants."
Who is Austin?
This is the phrase Grandaddy would always use when we went on a hike up the mountain.
What is going on a bear hunt?
The parking lot of the Grand Canyon.
Who is Crista?
Randomly punch (or bite or kick or lick) someone.
Who is Crista?
This is her current favorite Bible story.
What is David and Goliath?
"No sword? So disappointing."
Who is Brad?
Grandmom had this rule for when the boys got injured growing up.
What is "no bleeding on the carpet"?
Explosively in their pants immediately after seeing a dinosaur
"Who is Caleb?"
Say "I have to pee."
Who is Dianne?
These are her two favorite Disney movies.
"Are you cooking meth? College has been a bad influence on you."
Who is Scott?
Grandaddy once threw this out of the window on a trip with Austin and Caleb?
What are nerf guns?
In their pants while at dinner in a fancy restaurant
Who is Dianne?
Make 'Midnight Gumbo'.
Who is Annie and Emily?
This is the name of Karlyn's little brother.
What is Merit?