I'm tall when i'm young but i'm short when i'm old.
A Candle
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
You are in second
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
a mirror
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A river
What is full of holes but still holds water.
A sponge
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock
I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?
A key
what has 13 hearts but no other organs.
A deck of cards
What can fill an entire room without taking up any space?
Light
what goes up but never comes down.
Your age
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Number 7
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Fireee
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left handd.
A man attending his mother’s funeral, sees a woman in another pew, and experiences love at first sight. He tries to find her but has no luck. A few weeks later, he kills his sister. Why does he kill his sister?
He kills his sister in hopes of seeing the woman at her funeral.
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None. He has three sisters.
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
A is the brother of B. B is the brother of C. C is the father of D. How is D related to A?
A is D’s aunt.
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
My Secret.
You see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May. What am I?
The letter "e"
this is at the end of the rainbow
A "W"
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp
Two fathers and two sons come home from the mall. Yet when they arrive home, only three people get out of the car. How is this possible?
They are a grandfather, father, and son.