Improv
Marina and Andrey, husband and wife, are hosting a cooking show while your kitchen is actively being taken over by squirrels.
You must demonstrate how to cook a “romantic dinner” while pretending not to notice (or overreact to) the escalating squirrel invasion. Bonus points if one parent sides with the squirrels.
Bravo
Who is Adolf Hitler siblings?
Paula Hitler, Otto Hitler, Angela Hitler, Gustav Hitler, Ida Hitler, Edmund Hitler, Alois Hitler Jr
At what temperature does water boil?
212'F
Using only an addition, how do you add eight 8’s and get the number 1000?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
who is trippi troppi?
a cat mixed with a shrimp
Fedor and Sasha are stranded on a reality TV island, but neither wants to admit they don’t know how to make fire.
Bravo
What do black people eat?
Fried Chicken, Macaroni and cheese, mashed potatoes, ice cold sweet tea
What is the process in which plants convert sunlight into energy?
Photosynthesis
Solve - 15+ (-5x) =0
-3
who is tung tung tung tung sahur
a wooden stick carrying another wooden stick
Stephen and Fedor are stuck in a time machine that only moves if they agree on what year was the best for music.
Fedor insists on x. Stephen swears it’s y. Every time we disagree, the time machine sends us to a random year (act it out).
They must adapt to the culture of that year before trying again.
Bravo, (bonus points for mentioning 9/11, Hitler, Holocaust, slavery, anything politically incorrect essentially.)
it explodes
How many elements are on the periodic table?
118
If 13 x 12 = 651 & 41 x 23 = 448, then, 24 x 22 =?
924
a shark hoe
EVERYONE!
Our family has accidentally entered a parallel universe where everyone must sing their sentences and tap-dance to apologize. We each have a different social faux pas (suggested by others), and we must sing our way out of the situation, complete with dramatic apologies and heartfelt solos. Make it musical chaos.
Whats that black stuff between an elephant toes?
Slow natives
What is the center of an atom called?
The nucleus
What is 1.92÷3
0.64
What is a pussini sushini
A cat that is a sushi
Why does Fedor hate Hitler
Quote "Because hes the worst person on earth"
What gas do humans exhale?
carbon dioxide
How many feet are in a mile?
5280
what type of coffee does amina make?
Ballerina cappuchino