Name that Cousin
Though often quoted, this cousin did NOT curse out a nun after a comedy show on his MF birthday.
Who is Cory?
This relative was recently married on a boat, which is ironic as the only reason I thought might explain why most of us here haven't seen him in probably at least 10 years was that he was lost at sea.
Who is Ryan Molner?
Colleen lived in this state when TJ was born.
Where is New Jersey?
Kelly to Tyler
What is Aunt/Lover?
The receipt of this sacrament was regularly referred to as my "baptism," despite my actual baptism happening more than 20 years earlier.
What was my Confirmation?
This cousin believed Aunt Marybeth and Uncle Nick once divorced after Uncle Nick had an affair but later reconciled and remarried.
Who is Allison?
This relative is best known for a love of balloons and Listerine.
Who is Tricia Labaugh?
This piece of furniture came in handy for Jim in his older years. Despite her best efforts, Nicole was unable to use it to solidify an inheritance as there was none.
What is an electric recliner?
Julia Molner to Maureen Redmond.
What is sister?
This was the make and model of my first car.
What is a Mitsubishi Galant?
This cousin sent a photo of her unclothed breast in a group chat to her cousins when prompted for a group picture from Olive Garden.
Who is Nicole Dobrowolski?
This relative is "the new one!"
Who is Rich Auerbach?
The oft sung, "Sto lat!" actually means this in Polish.
What is "100 years!"
What is 2nd cousin?
This date was my scheduled due date.
What is March 17, 1993 (St. Patrick's Day!)?
While playing the game Telestrations for the first time together, we learned this cousin has an astounding talent specific to stick figure BDSM.
Who is Chris Daidone?
DAILY DOUBLE
Who is Aunt Colleen?
This relative had their tongue pierced.
Who is Chris Daidone?
Cory to Nicole
What is 2nd cousin?
While the origin is unknown, Aunt Colleen and I had these nicknames for each other.
Who are Henrietta and George.
This cousin was tricked to believe she had disappeared/was invisible as part of a short, albeit traumatic, prank?
Who is Danielle?
In the early 2000s, the best way to reach this relative was by pager.
Who is Uncle Nick?
This food was vomited up in the Dobrowolski back yard on Marybeth's 60th Birthday. Was are Cheetos?
Was are Cheetos?
DAILY DOUBLE
What is first cousin once removed?
This is my job (rank and role).
What is Assistant Director - Risk Management/Personal Independence Compliance Testing (PICT)?