Ryan
Who Ryan's boss looks like, according to him
Who is Uncle Peter?
Mom's current client who she is not very happy with
Who is Phil?
The three priorities of Dad's life
What are faith, family and fitness?
Tyler's favorite type of alcohol
The all-time reigning champion of Catan (currently)
Who is Ryan?
Ryan flew here before the rest of the family and went to Publix
What is Orlando?
Mom suffered a "serious" injury to this body part, thanks to her son, Tyler
What is the head?
Dad brought Mom to this place after their engagement
What is the top of the Prudential Center?
Tyler's strange obsession with clearing the time of this item
What is the microwave?
After our first Red Sox experience, the family stopped here on the way home
What is McDonalds?
Ryan played this position for his all-star intramural flag football season
What is center?
This body part was a common target for Tyler's head right before bed
What is Mom's nose?
Dad's new readers are this compared to his last ones
What is thinner?
The name of the apartment complex which Tyler is living in this summer
What is The Boulders?
The trampoline was acquired from this kid's old house
Who is Miles?
The instagram account unde Ryan's name which is run by his friends, Sam and Ava
What is "ratethatsteak99"?
What Tiktok, which went unposted, was Mom a key part of the intro?
What is the grimace video?
This author writes too wordy for Dad's liking
Who is Peter Attia?
Tyler used to believe that these should not be celebrated (two answers)
What are high school graduations and birthdays?
The number of miles Holy Cross and Villanova are from here combined
What is ~430?
This phrase, which frequently came out of Ryan's mouth, was banned many years ago
What is "shmuck dog"?
On Christmas Day 2022, Mom received a geographical gift and proclaimed this
What is "I got a map!"?
Dad sprained his ankle in a pothole on a run in this exact spot
What is the end of Fox Hollow?
The speed Tyler was going in Garrett's car when he was pulled over in South Carolina by Darius
What is 93?
On the first October break of college (2022), Ryan carved a pumpkin with this inappropriate image present
What is the middle finger?